Introduce Yourself!

[ElJuski]

Man I keep telling you, Goose.

 

[ElJuski]

also, Picasso was never called an asshole. *cue wicked guitar*

 

[BananaHands]

You guys scared her away in her own introduce yourself thread.

 

[LordRendar]

The weak get culled.

 

[PatrThom]

If only I could convice more lovely ladies to model for me. Then I'd be a REAL artist.

Invest in a better couch, maybe?

--Patrick

 

[Necronic]

"Hi guys, I decided to stop lurking and hang out"

[2 pages of idiocy]

"Ok I'm gonna go back and lurk now"

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Welcome to Halforums.

 

[Shegokigo]

If she's been lurking, this should be par for course on a thread and felt very welcome.

 

[Necronic]

It still feels different when you go from watching the monkeys at the zoo to joining the exhibit.

 

[North_Ranger]

It still feels different when you go from watching the monkeys at the zoo to joining the exhibit.

Ook ook?

 

[Cheesy1]

"That's for calling Ook-Ook a monkey!"

 

[No2Fan]

Dunno if anyone remembers my user name, but I've been a long time reader of Angels2200. Long story short, I recently came out as asexual, and didn't even visit questionable stuff on the net so as to not have the chance of being discovered and/or outed accidently.

But let me tell you it has been LIBERATING and absolutely wonderful since then! I'm glad to be back in the swing of things, and waiting on the edge of my seat for more about Hammer.

 

[ElJuski]

wait what

I mean, awesome that you're good with your business, that's awesome,

but what?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Wouldn't not visiting any sort of 'questionable' material be the biggest evidence that you're asexual?

 

[Bowielee]

I pretty much live in the world of sliding sexuality scales and I'm still confused. Did he mean bisexual?

 

[Bones]

I think someone is confused, this angels 2200, what is it, and what does it have to do with halforums?

 

[Silver Jelly]

Our forums became the forums of that webcomic, people! Don't you remember?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I pretty much live in the world of sliding sexuality scales and I'm still confused. Did he mean bisexual?

Asexual is to mean that they have no interest in sex whatsoever.

 

[Bowielee]

Yes, I know what asexual is. Why would someone need to come out as asexual? Also the website thing.

Oh, yeah baby, look at those people not having sex...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Doesn't asexuality break Rule 34, though? If it exists, there must be porn of it. But...GAH!

 

[Bowielee]

Divide by zero error.

Great, now the internet is going to collapse in on itself.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Here's some hot asexual porn for you.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[ElJuski]

I AM SOBER NOW AND STILL SO VERY CONFUSED

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Goddamn, that's hot! Look at that non-action!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I AM SOBER NOW AND STILL SO VERY CONFUSED

Sounds...like my prom night?

 

[Dave]

Welcome back and don't listen to these lunkheads. We welcome everyone.

 

[ElJuski]

no one's NOT welcoming that poster. Just want to know what the fuck they're talking about.

 

[bhamv3]

Welcome (back), hope you have a great time here, we promise not to try to convert you to sexuality.

For your safety, please remain seated at all times, and keep all parts of your body inside the forum at all times. Additionally, please make a note of your nearest emergency exits, and make a mad dash for them if you hear anyone mention steak.

 

[Timmus]

Here's some hot asexual porn for you.

Spoiler: NSFW

I felt nothing and it felt soooooo good.

 

[Gusto]

Aaaand now they're gone forever. Good job guys. Real inclusive.

 

[BananaHands]

<--- I'm doing this right now.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

How do we know they're gone forever? Their profile still appears. I thought if you deleted an account, it would show up as anonymous?

 

[Gusto]

One does not have to delete their account to simply never ever post again, after ~15 posts were made in jest of their sexuality.

Especially if one mentions it's why they left last time.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

But...he didn't say that's why he left last time.

 

[ElJuski]

honestly still have no idea what any of that was all about

 

[Officer_Charon]

I think someone is confused, this angels 2200, what is it, and what does it have to do with halforums?

Our forums became the forums of that webcomic, people! Don't you remember?

Yeah, it's how y'all got saddled with me. So, depends on your perspective whether or not this was a good thing. *grins wryly*