The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

[checkeredhat]

Ok, how bad is it that I wouldn't immediately recognize that map if it wasn't labeled?

How I learned to identify Canada on maps when I was really little:

 

[Gusto]

I live in the whale's penis!

 

[HCGLNS]

I live in the whale's penis!

Screw you! I'm the whales shit!

 

[Gusto]

Canadian Whales: Shitting with an Erection.

 

[Jay]

Montreal is conveniently placed....

 

[checkeredhat]

Seriously though, did any body else learn it that way? I wasn't taught that in school either, it was my sister. I don't think I had even started kindergarten yet.

 

[Frank]

Not me.

 

[Telephius]

I live in the whale's penis!

Such a dork!

 

[Bowielee]

I should move to canada. I'm, like, irrisistable to the gay men up there.

 

[General Specific]

Seriously, though, I love all you guys. This thread just made me think of that video.

 

[SeraRelm]

Seriously, though, I love all you guys. This thread just made me think of that video.

 

[Emrys]

"The Canada Song" makes me giggle every time I hear it.
<listens to it 5 more times>
<giggle>

 

[Adam]

Let's just go with Kelowna for me.

 

[grub]

Hey I grew up in Westbank! KSS Grad!

 

[Adam]

Hey I grew up in Westbank! KSS Grad!

I won't hold that against you

 

[Jay]

Welcome back Adammon, how was your trip? Tell me all the gory details.

 

[Adam]

Welcome back Adammon, how was your trip? Tell me all the gory details.

Fft. Grandfather died. People cried. Saskatchewan is flat. I'll leave it at that.

 

[Jay]

Sorry to hear my man.

 

[Adam]

Wasn't my grandfather. My interactions with the man were solely limited to him yelling at me in a thick Austrian accent. But gotta support the wife and her family.

 

[Jay]

WHOA... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NAME.

And yeah, you're a good man. Still going to steal your pants on Friday nights.

 

[Adam]

I figured that the whole "My name is my handle" clique could use an addition. Jay, Mathias, Dave, Allen, Andi, Airwolf, etfc.

Also, I'm off to Queerbec on Wednesday for a week and a half. No pants stealing until third week of May.

 

[Jay]

Queerbec?

 

[Adam]

Queerbec?

Yeah, Canadian province east of Onteerio and west of New Broonswick.

 

[Jay]

Where exactly?

 

[Adam]

Where exactly?

Small town outside of Montreal called Laval.










No seriously, small town outside of Quebec City called Beauceville.

 

[Jay]

That's about half hour south of Quebec City... a good 2 hours from here. So close, yet so far. Is your flight directly from Van to QBC?

 

[Adam]

Kelowna -> Vancouver -> Toronto -> Quebec City

Return is Quebec City -> Toronto -> Kelowna

I'm hoping to do a day trip to Montreal at one point in the trip.

 

[Jay]

If you do, let me know.

 

[SeraRelm]

Fft. Grandfather died. People cried. Saskatchewan is flat. I'll leave it at that.

I'm sorry to hear about your loss though.

 

[Made Ya Blush]

Other people are welcome to come of course but it's unlikely.

CHALLENGE ISSUED.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

 

[Gusto]

 

[grub]

I won't hold that against you

 

[Officer_Charon]

*eyes bank account whilst looking at flight prices to Toronto /Montreal*

 

[Frank]

As a good Albertan I threw my vote away today in the Alberta provincial elections.

 

[Azurephoenix]

At least you voted