The zombie thread (bring out yer dead)

[checkeredhat]

How did you get a picture of my zombie doomweasel? I wasn't going to unleash him from the lab until December!

Awww, you remembered my birthday!

 

[Emrys]

Awww, you remembered my birthday!

I'll wrap him up and send him to you. Now, what's your address?

 

[fade]

My zombie plan is to realize that zombies are fictional creatures.

 

[North_Ranger]

Ego manducare cerebro, ergo sum non?

 

[IronBrig4]

The joke among my friends is that I'll be the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse. I know which weapons to use, how to survive in the wilderness, and where to go for relative safety. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide and have enough leadership experience to keep a group together. But my friends are genre savvy and know that, since everything goes wrong during a zombie outbreak, I'll probably get bit before anybody knows there's an outbreak. It will be something very anti-climactic, like I'm answering the door to get a pizza and the first zombie bites me.

 

[North_Ranger]

The joke among my friends is that I'll be the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse. I know which weapons to use, how to survive in the wilderness, and where to go for relative safety. I've got the Zombie Survival Guide and have enough leadership experience to keep a group together. But my friends are genre savvy and know that, since everything goes wrong during a zombie outbreak, I'll probably get bit before anybody knows there's an outbreak. It will be something very anti-climactic, like I'm answering the door to get a pizza and the first zombie bites me.

Or it could be something totally awesome, like giving a badass speech and then being eaten by a zombified Hulk Hogan.



Essentially this, with you as Samuel L. Jackson and the shark replaced with a big-ass zombie.

 

[PatrThom]

So...this is happening.

People afflicted become horribly, deathly allergic to all red meat.
Well...ok, not all red meat. They become allergic to all red meat except for meat which comes from (of all things)...primates.

I think you can see where this is going.

--Patrick

 

[checkeredhat]

My zombie plan is to realize that zombies are fictional creatures.

Every party has a pooper, That's why we invited you,
party pooper, party pooper
Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you
faaaaade, faaaaaaade

 

[makare]

Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you
That's why we invited you, party pooper, party pooper
Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you
faaaaade, faaaaaaade
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Oh god the lolling....

 

[General Specific]

 

[North_Ranger]

Considering my current limitations, namely the daily need for medical assistance, my only hope is that someone in my country's hierarchy has studied the Redeker Plan and established by hometown as a safe zone.

Otherwise, I'm toast. Sweet, bacon-flavoured toast.