iiiiiiiiiiiiii had a surgery, now iiiiiiiii have vicodin

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Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

First off - it was nothing serious or life-threatening I'm fine and will be here forever

second off- I have a lot of free time now since I'm prone

third off - how the FUCK does Dr House do anything on Vicodin I can barely stare at a lit screen and drool. I woke up this morning and went in the bathroom and stared at my eyeballs in the mirror for literally 10 minutes

fourth off - when I came to in the hospital, Collateral Damage was playing on the TV, and with no one but Arnold S on the screen I turned to my ride/friend with me there and id-ed the movie, and she was like "yup he's awake" then I took some percocet and started rattling off a bunch of facts about the movie while she stared at me with this face :waves:

fifth off- on the way out I got to play with a wheelchair for the first time

that's my story
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

The twist is that Dr. House is imagining the entire series and the final episode is him finally coming off the drugs to realize he's a disavowed doctor who lost too many patients due to being high on vicoden everytime he showed up for work, lost all his friends and imagined relationships with people who'd have nothing to do with him anymore.
 
Adam

Adam

Shegokigo said:
The twist is that Dr. House is imagining the entire series and the final episode is him finally coming off the drugs to realize he's a disavowed doctor who lost too many patients due to being high on vicoden everytime he showed up for work, lost all his friends and imagined relationships with people who'd have nothing to do with him anymore.
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I'd watch that ending.
 
Dave

Dave

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Wilson could be his alter ego.
When Wilson dies it brings House back to reality.
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

I don't get vicodin. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out I got some and not only did I not feel anything cool, it didn't even take the pain away as well as tylenol.
 
strawman

strawman

Maybe
Wilson is already dead, due to houses botched operation, and Wilson's death in the show is actually house finally accruing he's dead, and he's been an imaginary friend since his real death...
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

blotsfan said:
I don't get vicodin. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out I got some and not only did I not feel anything cool, it didn't even take the pain away as well as tylenol.
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When I had my ballectomy, the Vicodin did not seem to help the pain much. But I felt 'better'. I took Advil along with the Vicodin and I felt very little pain.
 
strawman

strawman

blotsfan said:
I don't get vicodin. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out I got some and not only did I not feel anything cool, it didn't even take the pain away as well as tylenol.
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Vicodin isn't a pain killer. It makes you not care about the pain. Or much else.
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

Yeah, the way to describe it is that I still know the pain is there, but i'ts on an island somewhere else. I like this better since if I literally didn't feel pain I could hurt myself pretty bad I think!

OR I would become the James Bond Villain in The World is Not Enough
 
Hylian

Hylian

I remember when I was on percocet for my back. That made for a very interesting week at work I tell you what.
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

When I had surgery, my favorite part by far was the morphine...

Sweet, sweet, morphine. I could have been in all the pain in the world, but I just wouldn't have cared.
 
strawman

strawman

Sorry, I thought I was just speculating, I didn't realize that what I was talking about had some basis in the script.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Glad you're okay, but your posts haven't really made it clear;
Vicodin: would recommend/ would not recommend?


Also, The twist to House will be that the whole thing took place in the mind of an autistic child and that House is actually a construction worker.

That, or that his real name is Doogie Howser.

/references to TV shows I'm too young to have actually watched
 
Dave

Dave

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Or that House was really Todd Anderson from Dead Poet's Society and he's kept Neil alive in his mind as Wilson.
And when Wilson dies in his mind his world falls apart and he's forced to recognize that he's been insane the whole time.
 
strawman

strawman

It would be hilarious if the show only ever had him at the hospital and on the grounds, never anywhere else, and it did turn out he was a long term patient there living out his doctor delusion.

He already knows he's insane. He just doesn't care.
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

Vicodin doesn't make you not feel pain. It just takes that pain, and you sense it's there, but it's on an island thousands of miles away. You can look at it, but it's so far away that it can't hurt you. Like. I know I have a gaping wound or whatever and something bad happened but I don't give a fuck.
 
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