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iiiiiiiiiiiiii had a surgery, now iiiiiiiii have vicodin

#1

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

First off - it was nothing serious or life-threatening I'm fine and will be here forever

second off- I have a lot of free time now since I'm prone

third off - how the FUCK does Dr House do anything on Vicodin I can barely stare at a lit screen and drool. I woke up this morning and went in the bathroom and stared at my eyeballs in the mirror for literally 10 minutes

fourth off - when I came to in the hospital, Collateral Damage was playing on the TV, and with no one but Arnold S on the screen I turned to my ride/friend with me there and id-ed the movie, and she was like "yup he's awake" then I took some percocet and started rattling off a bunch of facts about the movie while she stared at me with this face :waves:

fifth off- on the way out I got to play with a wheelchair for the first time

that's my story


#2

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Sixth off - get stool softener.


#3

Dave

Dave

House had so much vicodin he started hallucinating.

And I'm glad you're okay.


#4

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I left off the gross stuff no one wants to hear about that shit ewwwwwwwwwwww


#5

Dave

Dave

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I left off the gross stuff no one wants to hear about that shit ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Especially the soft shit.


#6

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

Dave said:
House had so much vicodin he started hallucinating.

And I'm glad you're okay.
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aww thanks


#7

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

The twist is that Dr. House is imagining the entire series and the final episode is him finally coming off the drugs to realize he's a disavowed doctor who lost too many patients due to being high on vicoden everytime he showed up for work, lost all his friends and imagined relationships with people who'd have nothing to do with him anymore.


#8

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

whoa


#9

Adam

Adam

Shegokigo said:
The twist is that Dr. House is imagining the entire series and the final episode is him finally coming off the drugs to realize he's a disavowed doctor who lost too many patients due to being high on vicoden everytime he showed up for work, lost all his friends and imagined relationships with people who'd have nothing to do with him anymore.
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I'd watch that ending.


#10

Dave

Dave

Wilson could be his alter ego.
When Wilson dies it brings House back to reality.


#11

blotsfan

blotsfan

I don't get vicodin. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out I got some and not only did I not feel anything cool, it didn't even take the pain away as well as tylenol.


#12

strawman

strawman

Maybe
Wilson is already dead, due to houses botched operation, and Wilson's death in the show is actually house finally accruing he's dead, and he's been an imaginary friend since his real death...


#13



SeraRelm

/Shyamalan


#14

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

my favorite house finale would be it zooms out and it's been a 3-day long Bit of Fry and Laurie sketch with Stephen Fry playing all the non-House parts


#15

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

blotsfan said:
I don't get vicodin. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out I got some and not only did I not feel anything cool, it didn't even take the pain away as well as tylenol.
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When I had my ballectomy, the Vicodin did not seem to help the pain much. But I felt 'better'. I took Advil along with the Vicodin and I felt very little pain.


#16

Dave

Dave

Charlie Don't Surf said:
my favorite house finale would be it zooms out and it's been a 3-day long Bit of Fry and Laurie sketch with Stephen Fry playing all the non-House parts
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Only a few people would get that. I'd love it, but too obscure for US audiences.


#17

strawman

strawman

blotsfan said:
I don't get vicodin. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out I got some and not only did I not feel anything cool, it didn't even take the pain away as well as tylenol.
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Vicodin isn't a pain killer. It makes you not care about the pain. Or much else.


#18

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

stienman said:
Maybe
Wilson is already dead, due to houses botched operation, and Wilson's death in the show is actually house finally accruing he's dead, and he's been an imaginary friend since his real death...
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Um spoiler?


#19

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

Yeah, the way to describe it is that I still know the pain is there, but i'ts on an island somewhere else. I like this better since if I literally didn't feel pain I could hurt myself pretty bad I think!

OR I would become the James Bond Villain in The World is Not Enough


#20

Adam

Adam

Charlie Don't Surf said:
OR I would become the James Bond Villain in The World is Not Enough
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Christmas Jones?


#21

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

Adam said:
Christmas Jones?
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nah her acting in that movie just proves she has no shame
haha TAKE THAT DENISE REICHARDS


#22

BananaHands

BananaHands

Hiiiiiiiiiiii Charlie, how's the vicodin goooiiiiing?


#23

Hylian

Hylian

I remember when I was on percocet for my back. That made for a very interesting week at work I tell you what.


#24

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

BananaHands said:
Hiiiiiiiiiiii Charlie, how's the vicodin goooiiiiing?
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I'm high enough to enjoy Glee again, for what that's worth - did you know they did a body swap episode? that was crazy and fun

after this they're going to... NATIONALS


#25

Bowielee

Bowielee

When I had surgery, my favorite part by far was the morphine...

Sweet, sweet, morphine. I could have been in all the pain in the world, but I just wouldn't have cared.


#26

Bowielee

Bowielee

Also, Shegokigo now that his post is spoilered, yours is the one that has the spoiler now.


#27

Dave

Dave

Bowielee said:
Also, Shegokigo now that his post is spoilered, yours is the one that has the spoiler now.
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My fault. I forgot her quote.


#28

Bowielee

Bowielee

Too late... the damage... it is done
HouseSadNod.gif


#29

strawman

strawman

Sorry, I thought I was just speculating, I didn't realize that what I was talking about had some basis in the script.


#30

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Glad you're okay, but your posts haven't really made it clear;
Vicodin: would recommend/ would not recommend?


Also, The twist to House will be that the whole thing took place in the mind of an autistic child and that House is actually a construction worker.

That, or that his real name is Doogie Howser.

/references to TV shows I'm too young to have actually watched


#31

Dave

Dave

Or that House was really Todd Anderson from Dead Poet's Society and he's kept Neil alive in his mind as Wilson.
And when Wilson dies in his mind his world falls apart and he's forced to recognize that he's been insane the whole time.


#32

strawman

strawman

It would be hilarious if the show only ever had him at the hospital and on the grounds, never anywhere else, and it did turn out he was a long term patient there living out his doctor delusion.

He already knows he's insane. He just doesn't care.


#33

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

Vicodin doesn't make you not feel pain. It just takes that pain, and you sense it's there, but it's on an island thousands of miles away. You can look at it, but it's so far away that it can't hurt you. Like. I know I have a gaping wound or whatever and something bad happened but I don't give a fuck.


#34

strawman

strawman

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I know I have a gaping wound or whatever and something bad happened but I don't give a fuck.
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And now that you know the theater ushers carry katanas, you won't try to sneak into another movie again...


#35



SeraRelm

The twist is that in today's market selling a house is a bitch.


#36



makare

Charlie Don't Surf said:
third off - how the FUCK does Dr House do anything on Vicodin I can barely stare at a lit screen and drool. I woke up this morning and went in the bathroom and stared at my eyeballs in the mirror for literally 10 minutes
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I thought this myself. The last time I took a Vicodin I couldn't even operate my toaster.


#37

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

He'll hijack the plane that apparnetly the whole cast of Grey's Anatomy is on and crash it into the ground. Seriously, I just saw commercials for that show's season finale and just... really? REALLY?


#38

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

checkeredhat said:
He'll hijack the plane that apparnetly the whole cast of Grey's Anatomy is on and crash it into the ground. Seriously, I just saw commercials for that show's season finale and just... really? REALLY?
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Of course he hijacks it and crashes it into the ground, he gets seated next to Rachel.


#39

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I love Grey's Anatomy and they are always getting in life threatening things. There have been like 3 ambulance crashes, this is the 2nd plane crash, there was a huge sinkhole that swallowed everyone, a shooter has shot multiple people at the hospital on two different occasions, there was a messy ferry / boat crash.. Seattle is just a blood bath


#40

fade

fade

stienman said:
Maybe
Wilson is already dead, due to houses botched operation, and Wilson's death in the show is actually house finally accruing he's dead, and he's been an imaginary friend since his real death...
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Like that episode of Scrubs with Brendan Frasier?


#41

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

fade said:
Like that episode of Scrubs with Brendan Frasier?
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ffffriiiig I love that episode.


#42

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

Also I bawled my eyes out at the Nationals episode of Glee
OF COURSE THEY SUNG "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS" AAAAAAAAAAAAH I can't believe they won!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#43

fade

fade

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I love Grey's Anatomy and they are always getting in life threatening things. There have been like 3 ambulance crashes, this is the 2nd plane crash, there was a huge sinkhole that swallowed everyone, a shooter has shot multiple people at the hospital on two different occasions, there was a messy ferry / boat crash.. Seattle is just a blood bath
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My wife loved that show Felicity by JJ Abrams. The same thing happened, except she was just a college student. Every bad thing that could happen in college happened to her. It's like, wow, this girl's college career sucks.


#44

HowDroll

HowDroll

Vicodin just makes me sleepy and nauseous. I'm glad you're having a better experience with it than me.


#45

BananaHands

BananaHands

Vicodin Charlie = Forum Sweetheart.


#46

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

But on Vicodin... Does Charlie Surf?


#47

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I love Grey's Anatomy and they are always getting in life threatening things. There have been like 3 ambulance crashes, this is the 2nd plane crash, there was a huge sinkhole that swallowed everyone, a shooter has shot multiple people at the hospital on two different occasions, there was a messy ferry / boat crash.. Seattle is just a blood bath
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Didn't they also have someone with a bomb stuck in their chest cavity?


#48

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I mean, I get that the writers have to keep coming up with stuff to keep it exciting, but even still. I think there's a threshold.


#49

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

checkeredhat said:
I mean, I get that the writers have to keep coming up with stuff to keep it exciting, but even still. I think there's a threshold.
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But you need a way to kill the one under contract renegotiation.


#50

GasBandit

GasBandit

I've heard vicodin affects people differently. Myself, it was barely all I could do to get from the bathroom where I popped the pill to my bed in the room directly across the hall before I lost consciousness.

It was prescribed to me when I got my big toenail ripped off. I've used it extremely sparingly since then, and still have some left for emergencies. It's a reservoir I don't wanna dip into if I can help it, but it's nice knowing I have an "I win" button against pain if I really need it again.


#51

BananaHands

BananaHands

It just makes me giggly.

I believe I watched Repo Man with ElJuski once on a vicodin our roommate's annoying girlfriend gave me. It was fun.


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kaykordeath



#53

ElJuski

ElJuski

BananaHands said:
It just makes me giggly.

I believe I watched Repo Man with ElJuski once on a vicodin our roommate's annoying girlfriend gave me. It was fun.
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"If this car starts to fly I will flip my shit"


#54

BananaHands

BananaHands

ElJuski said:
"If this car starts to fly I will flip my shit"
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I flipped my shit.


#55

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

WasabiPoptart said:
Didn't they also have someone with a bomb stuck in their chest cavity?
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holy shit yes, that was the best. CODE BLACK, it was the superbowl episode and it ended with
Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights exploding in a shower of viscera :(


#56

doomdragon6

doomdragon6

I like Charlie better on Vicodin.

He's funnee.


#57

HowDroll

HowDroll

doomdragon6 said:
I like Charlie better on Vicodin.

He's funnee.
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Yeah, Charlie, you need to go under the knife more often!


#58

fade

fade

I propose a Paypal donation box to fund Charlie's habit.


#59

Cajungal

Cajungal

Say more things, young Charles!


#60

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

this morning suuuuuuuuuuuuuucked


but I took a very careful shower!!! then a careful dose of vicodin and now I feel greaaaaaaaaaaaaaat


you are all so shiny and pretty :D


#61

Cajungal

Cajungal

Oh you're the pretty one.


#62

BananaHands

BananaHands

Guys, we're the people our parents warned us about.


#63

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

BananaHands said:
Guys, we're the people our parents warned us about.
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Don't listen to that guy, Chuck. Just think about how great heroin probably is.


#64



SeraRelm

No Charles! Get outta my stash!


#65

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

It makes yooooooooou feeeeeeel gooooooood.


#66

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

BananaHands said:
Guys, we're the people our parents warned us about.
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Known that for years.


#67

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I don't want to get addicted I never take addicting drugs :( but this is legal since I have a long part of me that is an incision that hurts so much


#68

Necronic

Necronic

Vicodin does pretty much nothing for me.

Also, the real ending of House is that we find out that he actually died at that battlefield in nam, and this whole story has been his mind's way of coping with those last fleeting moments of life. The vicodin is a metaphor for his denial.


#69

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

BananaHands said:
Guys, we're the people our parents warned us about.
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Dude, calm down. Have some vicodin.


#70

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Allen who is Quiet said:
Dude, calm down. Have some vicodin.
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And watch The Wall! Or The Wizard of Oz with the sound off and Dark Side of the Moon playing!! DO EEET!


#71

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

vicodin isn't marijuana


#72

ElJuski

ElJuski

Charlie Don't Surf said:
vicodin isn't marijuana
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#73

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

WHY IS THAT THERE


#74

fade

fade

House is Kaiser Soze.

House super-evolves into a starchild.

House finds out the slippers he's been wearing have had the power to send him home the whole time (There's no place like Holmes, there's no place like Holmes.)

House can't bring himself to throw the One Ring into the Crack of Doom, until Taub bites his finger off.

House was being recruited as a replacement for Jacob.


#75

Adam

Adam

House likes young girls. But she's mature for her age, damnit!


#76



SeraRelm



House needs to get someone to watch a cursed video tape.


#77

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

House is an evil clown. "Beep Beep Wilson! They ALL have lupus down here."


#78

Bowielee

Bowielee

WasabiPoptart said:
House is an evil clown. "Beep Beep Wilson! They ALL have lupus down here."
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#79

GasBandit

GasBandit

fade said:
until Taub bites his finger off.
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+1.


#80

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

holy shit, I just realized that I can watch the House finale tonight while high on vicodin


#81

fade

fade

The House was coming from inside the house!


#82

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

From the House finale:

"Cancer is boring."

Thought that was a good way to go.


#83

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

fade said:
The House was coming from inside the house!
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​
One day, House was walk into his House.​
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"It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.​
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Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!​
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"YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!" scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.​
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"But is House House!" say House.​
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"IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!" say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.​
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And no more House House.​
"But my House House!" say House, as a not House House.​
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But Time Paradox would not return House House.​
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"I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!" say Time Paradox.​
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House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.​
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"HOUSE HOUSE!" shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.​
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"I have turned House House to bricks..." say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.​


#84

fade

fade

Is that the script for one of your Oversexualized Little Girl Squad animes?


#85

Bubble181

Bubble181

Oddly, since the words for "house" and "home" are much closer in Dutch, that joke would be much better when told in Dutch than in English. I think.


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