Minor victory thread

Cajungal · May 22, 2012

makare said:
I might not care so much about my bank screwing me if they at least dressed sexy...

Every loan denial comes with a complimentary lap dance. And toaster.

Null · May 22, 2012

Cajungal said:
Every loan denial comes with a complimentary lap dance. And toaster.

What about a lapdance... from a toaster?

Cajungal · May 22, 2012

As long as they don't turn that tiny toaster crank all the way up to 5. That might hurt my special place.

Null · May 22, 2012

Cajungal said:
As long as they don't turn that tiny toaster crank all the way up to 5. That might hurt my special place.

Also, don't let it near your baby. If you had one.

Officer_Charon · May 22, 2012

I suddenly feel the need to switch banks... I'm not getting NEARLY enough gratification from mine...

Mathias · May 22, 2012

Null said:
Insult me all you like, Chaz. Your opinions are meaningless.

Because you have so much sway around here... What exactly do you ever contribute? Ever. I'm willing to bet that people are more incline to listen to what I have to say over any of your blathering. You're a fucking joke.

Cajungal · May 22, 2012

D'OHHH we were so close to moving away from that! I'm officially requesting that further conversation between y'all be moved to pms. Please.

DarkAudit · May 22, 2012

Mathias said:
I referring to the thread, you being of almost unparalleled angelic beauty.

Wait, Null is Terry Forester? :eek:

Cajungal · May 22, 2012

I'm not saying who started it. I'm simply requesting that y'all wrap it up, that's all.

Mathias · May 22, 2012

I just got a free case of Red Bull! No coffee for me the next few mornings!

Cajungal · May 22, 2012

Enjoy the wings! I've never tried it. What's it like?

Dave · May 22, 2012

I'm turning all insults into compliments.

Officer_Charon · May 22, 2012

Like drinking liquid Shock Tarts. And then everything starts moving slowly. *grins*

Mathias · May 22, 2012

Cajungal said:
Enjoy the wings! I've never tried it. What's it like?

Like drinking liquid Smarties, and then bouncing off the walls for about 2 hours before...

the crash...

SeraRelm · May 22, 2012

Don't be that guy, Dave.

Dave · May 22, 2012

What guy should I be? It's obvious THEY didn't write it so it's not really stealth editing.

SeraRelm · May 22, 2012

Well, I feel it's only proper to offer a cautionary message of "don't be that guy" when the line is approached. If there's no harm, then no foul.

Mathias · May 22, 2012

hmm I was under the impression he could do whatever the hell he wanted, since he you know owns the joint.

SeraRelm · May 22, 2012

He can, and people can leave, and people can stay. How is giving advice a bad thing?

Mathias · May 22, 2012

SeraRelm said:
He can, and people can leave, and people can stay. How is giving advice a bad thing?

SeraRelm · May 22, 2012

Yes, I know your internal struggle is difficult. I wish you the best in it.

Dave · May 22, 2012

I'm always open to advice. Never turn it down.

And of course it's not my place but OUR place. If people don't like my editing I could stop. I find it's funnier and better overall to do that than to slap the offenders down heavy-handed style.

SeraRelm · May 22, 2012

Like I said, no harm, no foul.

Mathias · May 22, 2012

except there's no alcohol and I hate most of you. Oh God, I'm Cliff!

Mathias · May 22, 2012

Shegokigo · May 22, 2012

Cajungal - What does Redbull taste like?

Mathias nailed what regular RB tastes like. Sugarfree RB tastes like liquid heaven... once you're used to the taste.

As for the crash? I don't get them, I just drink another.

Krisken · May 22, 2012

Dave said:
If people don't like my editing I could stop.

Don't you fucking dare.

PatrThom · May 22, 2012

Mathias said:

Is it wrong that the thing which stands out the most for me in that segment is that they remembered to wipe a shadow across Peter's face when he goes under the bridges?

Also, as for the taste of Red Bull...I would have to say the closest non-energy-drink to it in flavor would be Ocean Spray white cranberry.

--Patrick

Shegokigo · May 23, 2012

Had a General Manager, would drink a 6 pack of Red Bull a day.

At my "worst" I was having 60oz of Red Bull a day. 20oz in the morning when I got up. 20oz during lunch and a 20oz right before my WoW raids.

One of my best fighting game friends and top Tekken players in the country used to drink about a 6 pack of Red Bull a day too, his reflexes were insane.

Frank · May 23, 2012

I didn't even know Red Bull came in 20 oz cans.

That's a big fucking can.

Shegokigo · May 23, 2012

Yep, 3 of those. A Day. Every day.

Frank · May 23, 2012

You know, there are definitely days I'm glad I wasn't born in the states. The only thing that kept me in any sort of check was the fact that a lot of shit I ate and drank getting fat just didn't come in the sizes here that it does there. I would have weighed 600 pounds.

This is not an indictment against your country, but rather my own lack of self control when it comes to junk food.

PatrThom · May 23, 2012

You realize there are places here where you can buy a solid, shrink-wrapped package of, like, 50 Ball Park Franks all at once? And a solid brick of (peel-and-eat?) cheese singles bigger than a Pekingese dog? Or a 3lb plastic barrel of pretzel rods?

--Patrick

Bubble181 · May 23, 2012

Dave said:
If people don't like my editing I could stop.

Well, I do think tthey could stand being funnier. I can think of far funnier compliments to substitute some of these insults with

Dave · May 23, 2012

Bubble181 said:
Well, I do think tthey could stand being funnier. I can think of far funnier compliments to substitute some of these insults with

I'll step up my game, you person!