[Announcement] Mathias

[Timmus]

yeah tbh I wouldn't last long here without "What's New?" or I would just only post in Media Madness forever

Uh oh...look who's agreeing with GasBandit again....

 

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Because it leaks out into every other thread. It's not self-contained. Plus, it was couched as an OFFICIAL ANNOUCEMENT (dat dada dat dat da daaaaaaaah) from the administrator, and stayed RIGHT UP AT THE TOP of "what's new" for it's entire lifespan thus far. So yes, every single forum user is going to be in here, and you all get your say, so why shouldn't I?

I'm not talking about this thread necessarily. I just put it here because it was relevant. It seems to come up a lot. And it's not just you. I've been head scratching about it for a long time. I guess I'm trying to figure out the appeal, or if it's just some kind of macho smoke-blowing.

 

[ElJuski]

I also think that if everyone stopped focusing on posting, "Well I think that others should..." threads and posts, we'd be all right.

 

[BananaHands]

I think that others should go fly a kite.

 

[Timmus]

I also think that if everyone stopped focusing on posting, "Well I think that others should..." threads and posts, we'd be all right.

I can dig it.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[SeraRelm]

Why don't you make like a tree... And go fuck yourself.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Nor does it mean that I spent every waking moment thinking about Halforums.

 

[ElJuski]

 

[Necronic]

I also think that if everyone stopped focusing on posting, "Well I think that others should..." threads and posts, we'd be all right.

I think you should rethink that.

 

[GasBandit]

Why don't you make like a tree... And go fuck yourself.

If there were trees that did that, I would quit my job to travel the nation planting them, like Johnny Appleseed. But they'd have to call me Johnny Fuckyourself I guess.

 

[ElJuski]

If there were trees that did that, I would quit my job to travel the nation planting them, like Johnny Appleseed. But they'd have to call me Johnny Fuckyourself I guess.

 

[sixpackshaker]

If there were trees that did that, I would quit my job to travel the nation planting them, like Johnny Appleseed. But they'd have to call me Johnny Fuckyourself I guess.

Pine Trees Fuck Themselves all the time.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Tree-gasm!

 

[makare]

that sappy spooge is so hard to get out of linens.

 

[sixpackshaker]

It does not work that way.

 

[GasBandit]

Pine Trees Fuck Themselves all the time.

In the same way that sperm donors have laid hundreds of chicks, I suppose. No, I mean loud, thrashing, banging, awkward-silence-inducing trees.

 

[SpecialKO]

Trees and flowers procreate via bukkake.

 

[North_Ranger]

Trees and flowers procreate via bukkake.

Or by splooging on an animal and hoping that the animal in question then rubs itself against a suitably receptive vagina.

 

[Timmus]

Or by splooging on an animal and hoping that the animal in question then rubs itself against a suitably receptive vagina.

Dood stop being gross!

 

[Cheesy1]

From Mathias, to kite flying, to plant spooge.

I love/fear you guys.

 

[North_Ranger]

Dood stop being gross!

It's not me, it's Mother Nature who keeps coming up with these weird-ass, kinky scenarios.

 

[SpecialKO]

Or by splooging on an animal and hoping that the animal in question then rubs itself against a suitably receptive vagina.

That's kind of what I meant.

 

[makare]

Dood stop being gross!

it's the vagina part that did you in right?

 

[SpecialKO]

From Mathias, to kite flying, to plant spooge.

I love/fear you guys.

I think Mathias would be proud.

 

[North_Ranger]

That's kind of what I meant.

Soooo... your definition of bukkake includes animals?

Please don't give me any details of your sex life. It certainly sounds... "Special".

 

[makare]

he likes baaaakkake

 

[North_Ranger]

it's the vagina part that did you in right?

Well I considered using "fish taco" as a euphemism, but I thought it would have cluttered up the definition of plant sex.

 

[Timmus]

it's the vagina part that did you in right?

Nah the involving others into your sex life that may not be aware they are getting involved.

 

[SpecialKO]

Soooo... your definition of bukkake includes animals?

*opens mouth*

Please don't give me any details of your sex life.

*closes mouth*

Just like Nick's prom night....

 

[Frank]

Well, this thread became super unfunny super quick.

 

[Timmus]

I know right. Guess we now know how to kill a thread that won't die.

 

[@Li3n]

Well, this thread became super unfunny super quick.

You're welcome.

 

[makare]

It's all Krang's fault.

 

[ElJuski]

No, but seriously, you guys need to see Ugly Americans.