ElJuski
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A tragedy.I won't just have sex all week.
The I Don't Care if You Just Had Sex Thread
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go on...
North_Ranger
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Please. Tell us more. For science.
Who said anything about laying?Lying on top of a pair of roller skates sounds painful
North_Ranger
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Who said it was a pair? I would think that a properly organized pile of roller-skates might be surprisingly comfortable.
Nice, that sounds more fun than the time I waved at the Peeping Tom...
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North_Ranger
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"Pictures or it didn't happen", then?
Google "Derby Stance." You'll get lots of pictures.
I practice it a few times a week. I'm really good at the Derby Stance.
ElJuski
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I told you what would happen if you posted that. Insta-neckbeard-validation.
Now, interesting or embarrassing sex stories, that might be interesting conversation (even though around here it would be some weird, kinky shit).
HOWEVER, IN THE END, DROLL IS RIGHT-- I should just be happy most of you actually figured out a way to get laid. Soar into the clouds, you crazy, bergin' diamonds.
Let me rephrase. I sympathize with your situation, as I do with anyone that isn't currently "getting some"; what bothers me is Halforum's incessant need to be validated like we're all freshman kids at the lunch table. I got over high-fiving getting my dick wet years ago.
Now, interesting or embarrassing sex stories, that might be interesting conversation (even though around here it would be some weird, kinky shit).
HOWEVER, IN THE END, DROLL IS RIGHT-- I should just be happy most of you actually figured out a way to get laid. Soar into the clouds, you crazy, bergin' diamonds.
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With graphs and pie chart... and hookers!
In fact, forget the graphs!
In fact, forget the graphs!
ElJuski
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It's not just the one thread--it's several threads, and its annoying. I haven't clicked on the "I Just Had Sex" thread in months. And it's not like I'm losing sleep over this, either--once again, I think the ten separate threads in reaction to this is wayy much more revealing than anything *I* do.
Just like bacon, cats, and troll faces...things get overdone. These forums--with no real subject guidelines--has the potential to cover such a broad, awesome range of things. And yet everyone's happiest going, "lol I just got laid lol here's a song lol".
Which, as usual, everyone's right--not my business. But come, on, does this place have to reinforce itself as herpderp every other day?
Just like bacon, cats, and troll faces...things get overdone. These forums--with no real subject guidelines--has the potential to cover such a broad, awesome range of things. And yet everyone's happiest going, "lol I just got laid lol here's a song lol".
Which, as usual, everyone's right--not my business. But come, on, does this place have to reinforce itself as herpderp every other day?
North_Ranger
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How about coming up with something interesting to discuss, then? Or is it more fun just being the forum's resident contrarian?
ElJuski
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I do, constantly. But then again half the time you guys don't realize because of the cliquish nature of these forums, where anything I'd post would be OH JUICE IS A DOUCHE HERPDERPHERPDEDOO.
Also, I'm not always contrarian--there's more than a handful of people that keep me on these forums that consistently supply fresh, creative, engaging conversation and content--not this regurgitated bullshit about omgoshbaconisdeliccccciousssssss sexisawesome
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all of you just fuck all of you just shut up shut up just fucking shut up
Man, I wish I was as cool as you. To be able to look down my nose at people shooting the shit on the internet, and immediately know that I'm better than them.
But alas, I'm just a lowly neck beard. Guess I'll just go laugh at some dick jokes and leave the judging to you.
I might even high five someone for it.
Dude, I know you are joking (somewhat) but you are still a goofy frat-boy.
It's strange. It's only high school where people feel this gnawing need to comment on other people's interests in a condescending fashion. So, yes, it is high school all over again but I don't think the students are who you think they are.
ElJuski
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Well, yeah, of course I am. If you guys think that (a) I think I'm perfect, or (b) that I am so thoroughly emotionally invested in all of this, well....I guess that's your call to believe what you want. I don't think I've ever made any statement beyond the fact that I'm a dipshit, attention-whoring, quasi-hipster, quasi-frat guy sorta-nerd who has an obsession with the Simpsons, the Pixies, and Wet Hot American Summer.
There's no anger here--sheer annoyance, maybe, that there is so much potential squandered on these boards jerkin' it to the same ol' tune--but you guys are the ones flippin' shits and making high-drama for the last thirteen hours. Talk about shootin' the shit gone wrong.
And--I feel like I'm channeling Charlie three years in the past--I'd pretty much be down at any point to go out and drink beers with pretty much any member of these forums, as long as the conversation isn't about shit like bacon and saying, "dude just before we went out--I had sex!"
ElJuski
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Oh, but getting the insanely disproportionate reactions from people over the internet is sooo funnnnnnnn
So, just to clarify, the enjoyment you're getting from the forums is in trolling or pissing people off, and your complaint is, once again, that people aren't doing enough to entertain you. C'mon man, grow up.
ElJuski
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No, its more like I'm damned if I dare say something like, "hey guys, can we have more satisfying conversation than the normal internet drivel?" because I'M SUCH AN AWFUL AWFUL MAN, so when I get seven threads of people's angry knee-jerk reactions, I just end up shaking my head and laughing. Also, at a certain point I might as well just revel in the fact that "I'm so contrarian".
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