The I Don't Care if You Just Had Sex Thread

[GasBandit]

EXACTLY! Thank you, GasBandit.

Heh, that's something YOU don't get to say very often, is it?

 

[dill616]

I would like to announce that I am NOT having sex right now. I repeat, I am NOT having sex at the current time. Everyone look at me and pay attention because I won't say this again; I am not having sex as of now.




I am so f-ing bored.

 

[Gusto]

I haven't had sex in around 6 months, a streak I hope to end soon.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I haven't had sex in around 6 months, a streak I hope to end soon.

TWO YEARS!

Yeah!

What up, motherfuckers. I WIN

Oh...

ohwait.

 

[Gusto]

I ain't sayin' that no one's more celibate than me. I'm just stating the fact.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

forming meaningful relationships is really hard out there.

 

[Silent Bob]

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