I just had sex thread
- Thread starter Mathias
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Yes it does.
North_Ranger
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Now that I'm a parent I don't like morning sex either. I have learned to savor every precious drop of sleep that I can.
She likes the night, I like the morning, so the best we can do to compromise is afternoon.
Except I have to work at 7 so there's no opportunity to go back to sleep happy and relaxed
I may decide to delete this later because I'm afraid of people being judgemental towards me buuuuut...
Having sex while totally high is a bizarre, almost spiritual experience. The room moves and you are neither in or out of your body. Everything is different. Touches that were hot but kind of mundane become something worth examining in greater, drawn out detail. You don't think to much, either, so things come more...naturally. No self consciousness about making a strange noise or fumbling in some manner.
I guess it's kind of hard to explain.
Having sex while totally high is a bizarre, almost spiritual experience. The room moves and you are neither in or out of your body. Everything is different. Touches that were hot but kind of mundane become something worth examining in greater, drawn out detail. You don't think to much, either, so things come more...naturally. No self consciousness about making a strange noise or fumbling in some manner.
I guess it's kind of hard to explain.
Cajungal
Staff member
WE WILL SLEEP WHEN WE ARE DEAD!Except I have to work at 7 so there's no opportunity to go back to sleep happy and relaxed
But I don't WANT death by Snoo Snoo
Cajungal
Staff member
Oh sure... drift off peacefully in your sleep like a weenie.
North_Ranger
Staff member
I'll take his!
Cajungal
Staff member
You shall be snoo snoo'd by the petite women. Then the large women. Then the most beautiful women. Then the large women. Then the petite women...
M
makare
From now on I am going to imagine everything CG writes in the voice of Bea Arthur.
Real men (tm) fall asleep after sex. Cuddling is for wimps, women and losers. Are you saying you thought Chippy was a wilmp, a woman or a loser? Tsss.And he wouldn't even snuggle afterward
Is it because I'm unattractive?
cuddling is fun
Ah, indeed it is. The true value of cuddling is the comfort it brings and the promise of better returns in the future.
*compromises a fist in your face* Why must you talk about my hatred of the sun like that with the internet horde? They don't need to know!
*goes back to quietly planning her hostile takeover of Skyrim as a vampire lord...and subsequently cutting 'sex with husband' out of the itinerary*
What am I gonna do with all this extra time on my hands?
Become a monk?
Write a treatise on the benefits of abstinence?
Start streaming porn, and never, ever stop?
Find the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Become the first man alive to really understand a woman's emotions.
Learn to play the Octaventral Heebyphone.
Write down all the names of God.
Just throwin' out some pop references
That's not time on your hands. *gives him a Wet-Nap towelette*