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The weatherman in my home city named his daughter April Showers. There was a chiropractor in Kingston named Dr. Pain.

I know. I have 11. Would you like me to send you all 15,487 pictures of them? :p

Mare-aid or Crazy Ferret Lady or "Hey, you!"

20 years ago, I was in my third year of university, studying psychology and literature. Ah, happy days.

My ferret is 10 and is losing the battle with life. I'm going to have him put to sleep tomorrow. I know it's the right thing to do but it still hurts so badly. Rest in peace, little man.

Eeek! I hope you feel better very, very soon.

I love you and want to serve you breakfast in bed. :slywink:

Especially since he's the head of the military police here on the detachment. :) What he actually is is a stuck-on-himself, feels-like-he's-entitled asshole who's so caught up with his rank and position that I'm surprised he can get his cock through the doorways. Thank the gods he's posted...

Some asshole Warrant Officer blows up at me in a mess meeting and expects me to apologize to him? Fuck that!

Warning - these pictures can be used to stun vermin and scare small children.

Better than "rockin' the chair", amiright?! OK, I'll go back to my corner now.

Massive rant: My husband was on training to go over to Afghanistan for 9 months, was in Afghanistan for 6 months and was posted to another base once he got back. Yes, I know I can move to where he is but he really wants to come back to this base (where he is massively needed) but the career...

^ Obviously fits in well amongst the insane. (Whoo hoo! I have friends!)

^ Will now be shot for realizing that I've escaped from Arkham.

^ Can pretend all he wants but I know he edited his post.

^ Doesn't yet realize that I am a "she", not a "he".

^ Is way too familiar with CandleJack for his own good. Oh bugg...