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The mop doesn't cut it anymore. We're using power washers now. <crash!> Dammit, McGillicuddy, you're not supposed to ride the damn thing! I don't care if you are wearing a crash helmet!

For the love of... Bartholomew, get the squeegee and superglue. These dooking humans are doing it again.

For the love of...! You're cleanin' that up, @GasBandit.

Well, we're in trouble. Momma is feeling well enough to investigate what we've been up to the past couple of days and found the ferretdepot.com order. And the PetSmart order. And the amazon.com order. Aaaaand the text messages to the cute black footed ferrets down in Grasslands National Park...

Nah, she's got hot tea. Granted, we spilled it all over her when we brought it to her but I'm sure she'll get enough in her if she just grooms herself. And we're scratching her feet right now so she's getting lots of foot massage. She keeps kicking, though, which makes it very difficult. Some...

Momma's sick so we've taken over the house and computer. Ask us questions while we hoard the potatoes, steal underwear, and order expensive toys online.

Cute? CUTE?! You have sealed your doom! Prepare to lose your shoes, wallet, and keys!

Dammit, I just mopped this floor! Barnebas, get in here!

Gods dammit, not those little bastards again.

I hate you all.

I resemble that remark. Could be worse. Bartholomew gets sprayed with Endust and has to dust under the sofa.

She didn't even get a chance to post it this time. Where's the mop?

She'll do it too.

Dammit, humans!

Yes, it's wonderful! It makes such wonderful nests!

Mother is recovering from pneumonia but wanted me to let you know that she won't be unleashing the Scampering in her fevered state. Also, if you want to send her well-wishes on little bits of paper, my brothers and I will chew up the bits to make ourselves a nice, comfy nest. We have already...

You're on our list, @rac3r_x. Oh yes indeedy, you are.

Dammit!

Well, I hope you're happy. She squeexploded into a million billion bits and who gets to clean up the mess? Why, I do believe it's the doomweasels. I certainly don't see any humans around, handing out tasty chicken snacks and trembling in fear at our awesomeness. We've got four ferrets...