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Oh, for the love of....

You woke us up for this? And no tasty chicken snacks? Dook this, I'm going back to.... We can put up shiny weasel statues in their places? When do we start?!

<tsk> Fine, I'll drag out the power washer and squeegee.

No one has a shinier head than @Bubble181. :unibrow:

:eek: What... what are you telling me?

Hey, you shake the bed every time you have a dream like that and it wakes me up! Keep it up and I'll steal the contents of your nightstand! That will stop the shaking!

FerretsOfInstagram? Do they show pictures of <tails>? :unibrow:

Polecats? My wild brethren! Join with me and we shall smash the puny humans! Unless they have tasty chicken snacks, in which case, we shall smash them tomorrow!

Gaaaaaahhh! Weasel snacks! <Squeeexplode!>

A weasel walks into a bar and asks for something to drink. The bartender looks up and remarks "Wow! In all my years tendering bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you? "Pop" goes the weasel.

What the fu.....?! This is the third time this week! Do you know how hard it is to scrape all the bits off the walls when your legs are 3 inches long? You get the mop! @figmentPez, you get the broom! @drifter, you gather up the bigger pieces! I want this mess cleaned up and the Queen back in...

A floating stoat?! What the hell? I didn't know this was an option! Why am I not a floating stoat?!

Mom's feeling lazy this week so she dispatched me to go to the post office. Let me tell you, one day there and one day back in the snow when your legs are only 3 inches long ain't increasing my Christmas spirit. I left her a package of my own in the middle of the doorway. And yes, there was a...

Not if you add eleven herbs and spices.

What the dook is a droomwereld minion?! Can I destroy the package after it has been picked up?

Alright! I'm getting a box for Christmas! Just what I always wanted!

Oooo, I can answer this one! She wants... um... oooo, look! Shiny! What was the question again? Oh yeah, Mom likes t-shirts that she can carry all 10 of us in so XL please. 2XL if they run small.

Yes, it does. And a rather large funnel.

Whelp, she melted. I hope you're all happy. Do you know how long it will take to shopvac everything up, then bake it in a greased pan at 350F for 25-30 minutes? And gods forbid if we're out of cinnamon! I will not be responsible for the rampage that happens tomorrow!

Dammit, I get home from a long day of subliminally controlling the US President frolicking through the fields and picking wildflowers to this mess! I ain't cleaning it up, @DarkAudit! Get yer damn mop and get up here!