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[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

There is sound. Say goodbye to your (br)ovaries.

 

[Null]

Ouch, my brovaries.

 

[Krisken]

Our female cat was diagnosed with breast cancer. Luckily her bloodwork was good and xrays don’t pick up any metastasis. Poor kitty goes into surgery next week.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

Has anyone posted this for @ThatNickGuy before?

 

[DarkAudit]

Hey, @Doomweasel minion, we're gonna need to borrow your cleaning supplies for when Nick wakes up.

 

[Doomweasel minion]

Hey, @Doomweasel minion, we're gonna need to borrow your cleaning supplies for when Nick wakes up.

<tsk> Fine, I'll drag out the power washer and squeegee.

 

[PatrThom]

She looks like she’s getting ready to lean over and PBBLBLBLBLBLBT it in the belly.

...if this were tumblr, some artist would follow up this post with a(n animated?) sketch showing her doing exactly that, with the armadillo’s eyes getting all bugged out while she did it.

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Link in case of Tumblr embed fail

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[PatrThom]

EARSawooooEARS

—Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Link in case of Tumblr embed fail

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

<Squeeeexplort!>

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

That's pretty much what I have to do with the weasels.

In fact, tonight is nail-clipping night. Oh, @Doomweasel minion!

 

[Bubble181]

That's pretty much what I have to do with the weasels.

In fact, tonight is nail-clipping night. Oh, @Doomweasel minion!

Sooooo...who's clipping whose nails?

 

[GasBandit]

The 'nip.

 

[PatrThom]

One of my coworkers sent me that first picture on her first day off after a 10-day stretch with the caption, “This is me, right now.”

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Long live Mr. Murderbritches!

 

[jwhouk]

 

[GasBandit]

There is sound and you gotta hear it.

 

[PatrThom]

Cat owners know.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Turn on the sound, but not to max.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Snooze snooze snooze
Purr purr purr
And a couple of swatting paws
That's how the kitties sit all day
On the fairy snowboard of stars

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

"I think someone has a crush on my Christmas light decoration" (source)

 

[DarkAudit]

@LittleKagsin paying a visit?

 

[GasBandit]

Turn on the sound.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

Let me tell ya ‘bout my beeesst friend...

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

Click to animate

 

[GasBandit]

Turn on the sound.

 

[PatrThom]

“These tree fishies are delishies!”

—Patrick