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I had a boss who hated Febreeze. He would note, "Oh you sprayed Febreeze in the bathroom, so now it smells like shit AND we're being gassed?"

I used to go to this local Indian restaurant near my work and the owner/cook/possibly sole employee would ask me if I wanted 'white guy spicy' or 'brown guy spicy'. I love a lot of spice, so after a while I'd walk in and he'd just point and yell "Brown guy spicy!" which was always very funny...

This justifies/explains my drinking and I am on board

Lots of companies that aren't profitable have huge market valuations. Uber has never made a profit but is valued at $80bn. So, while that AMA is a gong show, that particular fact is not going to prevent them from being purchased or going public.

I always knew Steam was run by reactionary Anglicans.

We still have one of our dogs - they were brothers - and even though it's been over two years, we get sad, and we look at the living brother and ask him (he never answers) if he misses his bro. I like to think when he's running in his dreams, it's with his old reliable. Anyway. It never goes...

Women's clothing typically has the buttons on the left side, but the cut would be different as well.

re: wildfires. My mother-in-law and her husband are staying in their town in defiance of the evacuation. I know in my heart this is 100% her husband's doing, but my MIL is justifying it to my wife and when my wife tries to ask why or suggest they leave, my MIL stops responding. It's so...

There's just a certain type of driver whose persistent state of rage is animated by the fact that people use bicycles. I could speculate why, it certainly wouldn't have anything to do with their shamefully tiny penises or fragile sense of self... but for some reason whenever I bike around...

That's it! And it was custom designed for me by my wife, so it's very special to me

Gay on my bae?

Okay very late but here is my faaaancy watch!

Wait this means the My Immortal fanfic is ALSO 20 years old. Happy birthday to Raven Darkness Ebony Dementia Way

Incredible realism, because so do I

I used to have a home network named Propane Accessories

So does my wallet

Yes and yes. I made a dumb mistake early on and cut too much meat off my second fillet. I knew I did it, too. My grade on the exam is solid, but I feel dumb for making the mistake. Aw well.

Passed all my first semester practical exams as of today - aced 3/4 of them, did very well on the fourth.

As a butcher in training, I feel qualified to confirm that this is 100% proper labeling, do not change anything.

I'll have to find it and get the battery changed and then reset it. It is a nice watch. I will post my fancy engagement watch tomo, I sleepy now. Forgot I had work after class and it's white wine and scritch the dog time.