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I was pooping, I hadn't had my coffee, my dog was scratching at the door I SWEAR I CAN THINK

That doesn't really track... Specifically the article is about the new NAFTA agreement containing language that would prevent or restrict the opening of a new plant in Kingston, ON. The plant is open today. Chuck Schumer is also named as being opposed to Canada's dairy protectionism, so the...

Sorry. I feel you - I'm tech-savvy, the 'cautious' one in the family, and the other day I clicked a link in a text "All Albertans who are vaccinated are being given $100." WHY. WHY DID MY BRAIN LET ME DO THAT

Reminds me of a joke I heard from a stand-up. "The doctor said I had astigmatism from the light at the back of the theatre shining in my eyes over years of doing comedy. He said I can fix it with laser eye surgery. I said what's that, and he said, 'Well I shine this light in your eye...'"

Upkeep, man. I have a robot vacuum, but still clean the floors twice a week, and today somehow ended up being both washrooms and vacuum and mop day and I tired. So close to finish line.

My mother is very meek, always looks for the good in people and seldom says an unkind word. But, she can be savagely quick and sarcastic. Once, I was reading an article that had Eric Clapton's line about "I used to be into drugs, now I'm into racism," and without missing a beat my mother said...

Nothing is better than sleep when you're genuinely exhausted (as opposed to, like, exhaustion from stress, depression etc). I hope you have a sweet rest tonight!

Her hand is in the pocket in the first one! But I hear you. My wife is always having me carry her wallet/keys etc because she hates purses and most of her clothing is without pockets

THOSE PANTS HAVE POCKETS 1652402889 Back to my 8967th play of New Vegas

"Of course no one has a heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill - it's CALLED the Heart Attack Grill."

Not to freak you out, so you're very hypochondriac, don't read:

Every time I think I'm a little bit good with excel, I get my ass kicked with what I hope to be a simple task.

Playing AOE2 Co-op and my friend and I have played the Siege of Jerusalem like 10 times and keep failing. I am just... not good. He's even given my a 130% handicap and I just can't like... multitask? I don't know. I can do okay Starcraft but every other RTS I play I just get my butt kicked.

I have an old computer (12ish years old), that works well, has a decent GPU for its time, etc, but I have taken all but the OS hard drives for my new computer and dunno what to do with it. Recycle? Doubt it's worth much to sell. What do people do with old computers? I don't have a second...

I love cast iron, and am really good at restoring it, so if you need advice on repairing/restoring any damage, let me know. It's almost always salvageable and once re-seasoned, literally better than new.

From the same province, even!

I need new socks, and this was like the first Christmas my folks didn't buy me any. How could they! DON'T THEY KNOW?!

Got accepted to a butchery program for Jan 2023. Gonna take apart them animals. Then eat 'em.

Uncle Don passed away today. Good man. Difficult, sometimes, as loners can be, but a good guy. Loved his family, especially his parents/my grandparents. Fantastic hunter, volunteer for wetland preservation, talented carpenter and furniture maker. Hardest working, most diligent and impeccable...

Fuuuckk dude that sucks. I'm sorry. Having been biking a lot more in the past few years, I haven't had this exact experience, but certainly had my tires give out on me at inopportune times.