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You know, the stores here sell winter clothes. It's 85 degrees and you can get fleece jackets, thermals, gloves, etc. at Target.

Want me to fly up there and be your assistant?

Happy birthday, good sir!

It's ok. I thought it was sauteed green beans with garlic and pimentos.

Best luck to you Anon! Be well.

I never had to go to school on my birthday. Then in my senior year of HS the district decided we needed to go a week earlier for some reason. The first day of school was going to be on my birthday! My mom told me I didn't have to go.

Can I see your scatter plot?

You all are scaring me!! I'm so afraid of doing my grad school thesis. I'm only in my second semester. I have no idea what I'd write about. I should know! I should start working on it! I only have two more years!!

I got really sick of explaining what an unbirthday is to people outside of my immediate family.

My parents used to do this with me. It wasn't everyday is your unbirthday, though. It was the day of your birthday, but in a different month. My b-day falls on the 1st of the month. Growing up it was one of those weird things my parents did just to be weird. As an adult I'd get unbirthday cards...

We never had parties for birthdays in class.

Considering that "girl" is not actually a slur...

That would be me. /eyeroll

It was bound to eventually be true. :(

Ham with a peach-chipotle glaze.

From Aussie and Me - now we know where the hair on the pork sausage came from:

Will they let you have a room since you're there? Can anyone check on your mom?

Taint is such an awesomely funny word.