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I want a friendly crab man to serve me tampons!

Today we play a game where we create scenarios meant to make you feel 'warm' or 'fuzzy'. Perhaps even illicit a few pleasurable goosebumps. You know, ASMR but with words. :P I shall start! Your in a shed or cabin. It's old. The wood is well worn but solid. Outside the wind is loud but not...

Ah! Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it and these crits are just what I'm looking for. I'm a person with a pretty poor grasp of good grammar so I need that. :P

Noice. I got shit on the go all this week so I probs won't see ya. :( Have a safe drive, though! The rain is supposed to get bad and Newfoundlanders have no sense of self preservation!

So, I've been writing short stories and poems lately. Figured I'd show ya guys the ones I'm proudest of and (hopefully) get some feed back. I'll start with just the one for now. :) I wrote it after seeing a writing prompt on a blog. -- The sun was beating down on her mercilessly, making...

Is there anything more depressing than finding out a relative you love and respect is a raging racist? Don't answer that. I don't need to be more sad and angry.

FUCK. I missed this. ...tho I was doing the whole wedding thing all weekend so maybe I wouldn't have made it. :P

Oh! That's wicked!

...so if you had a mat...we'd get yoga instructor Nick?

Dude...I dunno if I could easily forgive that level of negligence. I mean, good on ya if you are able...but damn that's a lot of shit to happen just because your S.O. wasn't paying attention!

Time to hold a yoga demo on the sidewalk and become internet famous!

Without reading the rest of the thread: WTF APPLE???

Right?? I don't wanna risk it.

I'm still baffled. Is this a sex thing? Or is it like ear candling? Won't it smell awful if its the latter? And if it's the former what is the appeal? The thrill of potentially getting your leather cheerio burned? Heat play? Aesthetic? I have so many questions.

What...what if you fart, tho?

Stupid depression. Stupid anxiety. Literally crying because I feel lonely. I also don't want to leave the house. Feels bad, man.

They never are. They are thick as thieves. People tell me all the time that they've never seen a brother and sister get on like they do, let alone ones with such a large age gap! Jet teaches her how to get up to shit and she goes to Jet for comfort. Alice runs him, tho. Like, if she said...

Since it's been a while I thought you'd all like to see how the kids are doing. Jet is 8 now and heading to grade 3 next week! Alice is 3. She is very talkative, loves mosters, hates bugs, and has NO problem giving you her opinion on everything...also, she is always, ALWAYS hungry. Also...

Oh jeez guys. :) It's nice to be missed!

...if I say yes do I get a pokeball or somethin'?