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Hahaha! Epic win! A few weeks ago me and Brian went to Global Wildlife with my sister, her husband, my nephew, and my niece. While we were feeding the camels and long horn cattle, my niece got a little too close to one of the long horn's horn. She got scared after she almost "got a bo bo" and...

I'm a homo---wner. Hahaha... I've been telling everyone that. Got mah keys last night but internet/power here at the apartment shut off today so I couldn't post till right now. And hooray beers.

"I was so excited because it was my senior prom and I'd never been to a senior prom, so I was excited," hurp durp Bullshit on all of this. She knew what she was getting into. If I were going to shell out a lot of money for a dress, I would show an administrator the dress for approval. Even...

After being bummed all this week about not being able to close last Wednesday, I close TOMORROW. My loan broker even cut my portion of the closing costs from $3500 to $1900-2500. It's been a real hassle because I've had to have my apartment pro-rated... so I'm kinda happy :D

I WILL STOCKHOLM SYNDROME HIM SO GOOD

I love Popeye's but lately I have been CRAVING extra crispiness chicken. Walmart chicken kinda satiates me, but the nearest KFC is in NOLA...

My butt is on Ceej's head! Heehee! NR is teh besticles.

Am I the ONLY fatty who will admit that that looks good?

I think Green Lantern and all his buddies are the gayest thing ever. The movie, however, is being filmed in my parish (that's the same thing as a county for you non-Louisiana folks). RYAN REYNOLDS IS IN MY PARISH JUST A FEW MILES FROM MY APARTMENT

I have a whole sheet cake of red velvet made for cake balls that I'm not going to use. I wish you could have it!

After much deliberation, I'm just gonna leave this here...

I.... I missed all of this... and TBTE.... DAMN YOU HARRY DRESDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

That spider woman looks like Snooki

I CANNOT HELP IT FOR I HAVE NO BONES OR CARTILAGE

Awww no one's on vent :(

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2010/03/rare-baby-skeksis-chick-born-at-franklin-park-zoo.html

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It takes a special kind of lady to raise me. Unfortunately for her, she had no choice!

Podcast TONIGHT!! Heyyyy daaave.. Dave.... i mig' piss muh panfs and i niid tips to not [eeeeeee on meh cats... didnupeeonapussyonce omg hahahahhhhhhhha

Podcast TONIGHT!! CEEG I LOVE YOU hahahhahaha You may see an inebriated Vyta too :D