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Two tuba players walk PAST a bar. Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Damn...I really wish I knew the IPA...

Is it pronounced kay-RAY-tah-row?

On my way to work today, I was speeding down the road at 60mph. A hawk... A FUCKING HAWK was being his dumb ass self in a dumb ass ditch, decided to be a dumb ass and fly INTO MY FUCKING WINDSHIELD. It looks like I was in an accident. Fortunately, it hit ONLY my windshield, nearly shattering...

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As I was taking my shower, my cat sat in my chair. Now it's warm :3 ---------- Post added at 11:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:16 PM ---------- Hahahaha! I thought this was the minor victories thread... oh well. It works!

Is tha' thar tay-han-o speak?

Hahahahahahahhahaa!!!!! I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and...

Spirited Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I like the tone of it!

I know it's probably the MUSIC BITCH WITHIN (oh god down girl DOWN! BACK FOUL BEAST) Ok. I'm better, but that high note made me ovulate. Ten eggs at one time. I feel like a squid. It's the instrument (not sure how well in tune ocarinas are, as I know nothing about them), and not you, but it...

So, a piece of string enters a bar and orders a drink. The bartender stops him short and says, "We don't serve your kind around here." Dejected, the string starts heading home. As soon as he leaves the bar, he thinks of an idea that would get him in for sure! He goes into the alley and starts...

McAfee tech support can't help me since I no longer have an active sub. According to Sajeer. Uninstalled AVG and installed Avast. Computer is working wonderfully...for now. THANKS GUYS!!!!!!!!

Oh. My. God. *saves money* ---------- Post added at 04:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:19 PM ---------- "That looks like a steampunk, Tesla, lightning generator" -Brian

Ugh... so I have to reinstall Windows??? How do I do that when I bought my compy from Dell with Windows already installed on it? (don't think it came with a reinstallation CD, but I'll look. It should have.) Sorry guys.. I am just not as savvy as you are when it comes to technical things.

Any tips on how to find it? A search of my programs reveals nothing, although I am quite aware files may still exist.

Oh... my GOD! What respectable southern woman hasn't seen Designing Women??? It's like a Southern, yet slightly younger Golden Girls!!!

All episodes are on hulu.com (sorry for those of you who can't use hulu, but I'm sure you could find other means). Personally, I couldn't stand Jamie on The Naked Chef, but after watching this show, I wish him nothing but success. I heard about this show on one of the only educator blogs I read...

FERNANDOOOOOOOO Abba was a bad choice for you, Mex. MUY MAL!

You are too cool... will you be my Annie Pots to my Dixie Carter (R.I.P.)?