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We're going out for some pizza! Oh, and that Izzo's is almost open! I think... well, it no longer looks like the dry cleaner it used to be.

OH COME ON!!! She was VERY mature for a 10 year old!

Noodles and sauce. I have some canned veggies I might toss in there... No fridge till the 27th, so I am making LOTS of pantry meals!

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You know... I have NO idea how that would even be possible with her! *happy thoughts*

I LOVE LOVE LOVED Alice Through the Looking Glass when I was little. Easily my favorite movie to watch over and over. The damn Jabberwocky still freaks me out!

Just saw on facebook that you're going to have a baby. Ok. You are MORBIDLY obese. In fact, everyone in your family is! Your freaking mom attended your wedding in a wheelchair because her knees can no longer hold her weight! WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE HAVING KIDS???? I love you, you're a sweet...

Living out of an icechest sucks, btw...

Had Chili's chicken fajitas and two Abita ambers. Also a whole bottle of wine. Actually, we've been going out to eat a lot because I don't get a fridge until the 27th. Just want a fucking salad. And some penis.

I... haven't had sex in three weeks.

I HATE NATURE

God I love that song. And I don't know why...

Can you tell I found my Bamboo Tablet? :D :D :awesome:

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Ugh.... I'm so glad it's not pink anymore...

My house is still pink in street view. Someone bought it, fixed it up, and painted it. Boo ugly street view!

OK. So Imma tell you how it all went down. First of all, I teach at a rural school a few miles from town. I usually arrive at school at 6:45am, just so I can get my good parking spot and fart around on the internet before my classes start. This week is standardized testing for all LA chillrins...