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I am getting pissed that ESPN keeps interrupting football games all weekend to show Fucking Mike Judge at bat. If I wanted to watch that shit, I'd be watching baseball. I thought my TV changed channels on me the first time it happened during a NCAA game.

They soak up viruses from the air.

One I heard recently is, guess where we're going to dinner tonight?! Then when she guesses tell her she's right.

I fell the other night. Bruised my palm and forearm on my right and got a good raspberry bruise on my left hand knuckle. The worst part is I was carrying some perfectly buttered and jellied toast. And of course it landed jelly side down.

Well, OK then. We could likely invade with the soldiers that are already in theater, err theatre.

Jerry Jones makes me drink.

Having that crap on your car should be a one way ticket to Bellevue

From Newsweek rumor article... Lawyer George Conway, husband of former White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, dismissed the idea that Trump is in D.C. to play golf as it "hasn't exactly been golf weather here." "It's been arraigning — I mean, raining," Conway added

Why the fuck is there so much music in a NFL pregame show. FUCK it all sucked too!

I was wrong, Charles III.

I doubt that will be his reignal name. My bet is on George. King Charles is a bit of an unlucky name.

Announced as a Tweet. God Save the King. You can edit the title now.

Reminds me how old I thought she was back when the Sex Pistols did their version.

They need to put him in Center on the days he is not pitching. Then he will lead all stats.

Steve Earl is the hardcore troubadour.

I am less concerned about the Gulf of Mexico blowing up. We had regular rain over the last two weeks coming off the Gulf. There is even flooding in Dallas and Mississippi over that time. Hopefully that cools it down a bit.

My biggest take away is her thumb is so much bigger than his...

I loved that SNL skit when they showed a succession of photos of him and each time the birthmark took the shape of each of the neighboring countries.