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Where is his HUGE fucking gut?

I nearly killed a kid tonight. She was slowly walking across the road in my neighborhood. She looked to be 12 and wearing all grey, after sundown. Her clothes matched the road. I barely saw her blue shoes. Braked and swerved to miss her by a couple of feet. Luckily she stepped off the road about...

I keep a Bug-a-Salt handy in my house. I live out in the woods and keep getting invaded by flies, gnats, and mosquitos. It is fun to blast them with a table salt shotgun.

I live roughly between these two and see on in my house every couple of years.

A true badass of the 20th century.

My god I am so tired of monopolies.

You can go to new reddit then pop back to old after viewing this app.

yeah, keep scrolling. They tell you, and no, I am not posting those hours.

Or it could be the flood of bots with 0 Karma.

I got the same.

That is clean and beautiful, but the ergonomics will be complete ass. But they are nearly little super computers that is keeping you in your lane and at speed, while you fumble around for the volume slider...

I had a disturbing dream that I was in a haunted house like the ones you pay to go through on Halloween. But this one was built in a decaying abandoned shopping mall. It was also a Running Man type of game show. It was also really haunted. So I was running through all these creepy/scary...

Turning on the heater for the first time...

The weather people in Houston screwed up the forecast. The thunderstorms were supposed to be out of here an hour ago. It has been raining and thunderstorms for the last 4 hours. It looks like there will be another 4 hours to go. And it is about to get serious.

I am a little shocked that I have not heard about voting related violence.

I am happy we won one for Dusty. \highfive....

woo hooo! second title!!!

The true life Weird Al story was everything I wanted out of his story.

My brother will buy me shirts from time to time whenever he finds something my size on clearance. Today I was running late for work and just threw on this shirt he bought that I never tried on before. It is easily the most uncomfortable shirt ever. If I am standing straight and sucking in my...

of course I can't get Boo Berry.