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But it is a huge leap to think someone looked at a piece of china and thought, man that reminds me of a pig's pussy.

I was enjoying that explanation. But from wiki: The European name, porcelain in English, comes from the old Italian porcellana (cowrie shell) because of its resemblance to the surface of the shell

That is a bummer. They were a respectable company that had good business practices in the past.

It would be like Weasel Stomping Day.

Just get me a pair of sturdy boots. I could do hundreds...

I really just want to tell him to his face... I am so frustrated about this.

How can I tell a coworker to stop pissing on the floor in the toilet stall? I hate going down stairs to poo.

yes, sure... but he was not missing rat toes

Her appearance on Mork n Mindy put me through some chemical changes. :(

El Gordo. Patrick, I am winning so far. Only left about half the beans, they were too cold by time I got there.

Hoopy Frood.

Fry sauce is basically those two with some Cajun seasoning.

l went out into my yard last night to try to see the comet. I took my binoculars and stood on my deck and scanned the sky for 10 minutes. I knew it should have been near the north star, easy to pick out... But the moon was bright and several neighbors have security lights... and after about 10...

I loved John Belushi much more.

Me 35ish years ago

3 days of 33-38 degree weather with constant rain and drizzle. Fucking sucks. Like snow already!

At least there are no wires sticking out of it.

Na early 2000s people were switching from film to digital. Gulls on Digital is not as catchy.

20 years ago it would be, "Gulls on Film!"