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A mom will let you lick the cake mix off the beaters. A good mom will turn off the mixer first.

Finally saw Shang-Chi, really enjoyable. Is it strange that I find Awkwafina hotter when she uses her old, Jewish man's Bronx accent?

I taught some high school Spanish and I know what that means.

Dyslexic with a dictionary. "What is public hair?"

I thought he took the name from Bob Wills...

camphor oil is no replacement for good dentistry...

My national Champion Sam Houston Bearkats are going to join Conference USA to become bowl eligible in 2023. So I hope they snipe the championship again this year, because we ain't beating Alabama or OSU any time soon. I hate that we are leaving our rival Stephen F Austin behind. One of the...

What's worse my family are rednecks and we know better than to ask for knives before we are served.. And don't salt your food before you taste it... 1636074058 Yes, normally it is cut so you can eat it with chop sticks.

Oof, my brother had a redneckish co-worker that always asked for a knife before he got his plate of food at a good Chinese restaurant. His Vietnamese friend always gave that guy shit for insulting the cook.

My very pregnant niece bought a blonde beard, house coat and went as Fat Thor.

Today was work from the office day. Each time someone works from the office for the first time in a week, the have to come into my office area and get their COVID tests done. Basically 3 cubes around mine are the testing sites. So there will be a testor and testee in each cube. I had some...

I used to just swizzle stick my white russians. tonignt I shook them and it changed my life. except I ran out of liquor. fuck sleeping sober.

Your American League Champs....!

My brother loves dentists. He is a professional photographer and bought all his equipment used from pawn shops and dentists.

Another Karen that knows better attacking children out of turn you should be fucking ashamed of your god dammed actions.

LETS GO ASTROS:csi: