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I've been watching a game for over 30 minutes with the sound off. I've been cheering on the wrong team the whole time. I hate that fucking college uniforms change for every game. The colors the teams normally wear have been reversed. 1632542712 Gina is easier to explain...

Oof! it's 80 degrees and foggy.

I don't need the rain. Hopefully I don't get flooded in.

Houston blasts so many hours of news Jeopardy now plays at 11:30.

Holyfieldshit! I did not realize it was on 9/11

Fuck, I used to like Holyfield. I won $20 by betting on him against Tyson. Because I knew Tyson had never faced a boxer before.

This little bitch has been hanging around my house lately.

I just had my first test. Negative. I will now get tested at the office every other week.

All my friends want to go to the home opener next week. I don't know if I want to get into a large crowd (with COVID and all.) Even though it is to celebrate our first FCS title, Previous title was nearly 60 years ago in the NAIA.

My fucking bank card has more fucking money on it than I ever had in my life. AND I CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING ONLINE ORDER NOW BECAUSE MASTER CARD DECLINED IT!!!!!!

I kinda hate to be a dick, but why is the Rocketeer black?

I have posted at least 10 times on face book. At least 4,000 short. for all the 13 glasses of beer posted on Facebook. I am sick of that bullshit.

I could only find the monologue.

He did a brilliant SNL guest host spot back in the 80's. "You cannot put too much water in a nuclear reactor."

There are about 4000 missing beers at that table.

I am going to get tested each time I go into the office. Every other Tuesday from now on.

Looks more like Scottish Hog Day.

I did not know the Steelers scored that much.

Shite! a NFL website had a 25% off sitewide discount. So I ordered a jersey with my number from high school and my name on my team's jersey. But it is not part of the website for, reasons? I might have bought a Texans and Cowboys jersey if the discount was applied across the website.

Na, they all died 30 years ago. Spielberg and the Disney Corp. have replaced them with animatronics.