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Another restaurant changed its menu and went up in price by 20%. And the fookers did not increase the workers to go along... Damn I hate the price change. But they could hire a fucking check out person instead of the waiter doing both jobs.

But most of those don't go up to my size. I found an old hard hat I wore in the oil field and the liner was larger than the cap. So if I would have hit my hard hat it would have cut into the back of my head.

I bought a rifle nicknamed "Civil Defense." I want to find a Brodie, Doughboy reproduction helmet in size 8, to paint white and put a CD badge on it. But I can't find a definitive size 8 out there. I am even looking for full brimmed hard hats. And even those will not specify the size.

I have one that I used since I taught high school. I saw on the news the other day that a couple had a 50 year old toaster. Then I thought FUCK! mine's 35! I need to call CBS now!

Those seats on the second car should fold down, or detach...

Choices were made. Maybe a dozen beers will go farther than a dozen cheap ass flowers. Marriage Counselor: "What is your wife's favorite flower?" Husband: "Pillsbury All Purpose."

Dad watch? I think I had that one the other day... 35 years ago.

That is what I thought they meant in the question.

My sister in law's brother died this week. I tried to order flowers for the funeral. But I only found 3 arrest mugshots, a law suit by the Federal Government, and a lengthy hit piece by a major news paper about what a POS he was. Damn. I guess I did not really know the guy. Oh, and there was no...

I was watching Yankee Doodle Dandy, and it triggered me... Just about any representation of WWI chokes me up. I teared up a bit when they announced the sinking of the Lusitania. Then when they started singing Over There, I bawled like a baby. I don't know if it is that I studied it so much in...

I am old uber nerd that knew that back in 1989...

::clap:: ::clap:: ::clap:: ::clap:: We play that at Sam Houston (national champs) home games. Puzzles the fuck out of the away fans...

1625425638 I thought you meant Lancelot Link.

I think you meant to say the Whitest of Money.

We went optional just after the cold weather fuck up. I have not worn a mask for about a month, unless the business I go into asks for one. I've been fully vaxxed for over two months.

No. I've known too many people who have died in 100 degree heat. Namely my uncle that could not pay his electric bill. He was too proud to ask his brothers for help. I don't even think it was 100 on the day he died from heat exposure. This is a man that lived in that area for over 80 years, and...

I have odd dreams of living in my Grandfather's home or a house I lived in during college with 4 other guys, and finding new rooms that nearly double the size of the homes.

Please find a cooling center if you home does not have Air Conditioning. 100 F is no fucking joke.

Dammit, it actually told that joke on reddit yesterday, and no one noticed...

Complicit?