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I watched the FRIENDS reunion show... so much nostalgia.

The coaster was a hexagon!!!

I've gotten at least 8 spoofed phone calls today from "Amazon" today, from my mobile phone's exchange. I've held on the line long enough to tell the same girl to go fuck herself. She would not let me speak to the manager.

Shit.

Should have been Canada.

We normally get the day off, but there is no accommodation for the 19th falling on the weekend.

I wish Texas would give us the day off tomorrow.

Ned Beatty had the hardest part.

Son, you are going to drive me to drinkin'

Dude, you are wrong about that age, she's like 3 right? I feel old...

Or his Depends are full again.

I just bought the cheaper rifle... sorta. Now I have to decide what to do with the poverty pony I have rocked for the last 4 years.

I STILL WANT THE MULAN SAUCE FROM THE 90s.

K-Coke in the South.

I recently found WWSD (What Would Stoner Do) on Forgotten Weapons on YouTube. Which lead me to InRangeTV. Which led me to Brownells. Now I want to buy a $1600 rifle. Dammit I want one. But there is a slightly cheaper version that is all right handed like a normal AR-15. I can't decide if I...

And, Matt Gaetz is a Pedo.

Well, I got a it has rained at least every other day for 3 weeks piss and moan... I am slipping all over my front yard when I take my dog out. I have an inch of water and a foot of mud to deal with.

The Clone Wars. I always thought I have seen the vast majority of the episodes. I don't even think I have seen half of them now.

My boy does not fart very often, but they smell bad too. Unluckily for me, sometimes his farts sound like a bicycle horn. It is quite amusing.