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His EGO is much larger than any germ. He does not want to look weak before the election. Besides it will smear his makeup

They're still a bunch of Yee-Hawdists

My buddy invited me over for Cinco De Mayo Taco Tuesday (I've been waiting for this day all my life.) But he did not tell me he invited 2 other families over. I had fun but I was fairly anxious with kids around during these times. And my Mexican friend made hand fried crunchy tacos. Which are...

Uhg... My niece graduates this year. And my brother is throwing a graduation party. It is on a ranch with at least a square mile of space. But it just does not seem right.

did you make someone mad lately? that is a random beep prank.

I find it hard to believe that Texas is reopening (in phases) while the deaths and new infections are steadily climbing. Social distancing has work pretty well here. But it sounds like we are going to give up on that by the 15th.

Before Prime, Amazon would charge you for shipping if the order was broken up. Even if the total was over the free shipping price. They treated each shipment like a different order.

I just wish that I bought a better chair at the first of this. The one I have is only comfortable for a couple of hours. At 4 hours, it hurts like hell. Now if I order one it would not get here until after I have to go back to the office.

1587769496 A little trim never hurt anyone.

Modern solutions to modern problems.

I spend a lot of my time at work trying to clarify what users are requesting. I have one multiple offender that keeps turning in the requests in the wrong way. I had her contact the group that could teach her how to correct her ways. Then instead contacts a person that was driven from the...

One of Cliven Bundy's sons showed up at the officer's homes to intimidate protest the peace officer that was doing his job.

The tornado that missed me wiped out the village of Onalaska, just a few miles away. 3 reported dead so far.

The south sky was green and the north sky was BLACK! My favorite restaurant just reopened. I think it was under the track of the storm. Hell, I was supposed to get 2-3 inches of rain and severe thunderstorms all day. My grass is barely wet.

Missed me by that | | much.

I am about 5 miles away from a tornado that is headed my way.

I'm shocked that Belicheck did not hit the door when Tom left.

None of you fookers are drinking in the stay at home orders? Sheet I'm drunk after getting off from my work at home session. Just two hours ago. I think I'll have another.

I am getting 3 calls a day about the warranty expiring on my 11 year old car. I just want to throttle these people.

It is so strange that I splurged a bit last night eating a steak that was half the size of my plate, and the other half was covered with fries. Then I lost 2 lbs. overnight.