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Soon there will be a fresh batch of Picard memes.

The movie pretty much ended with "Who Wants to Live Forever." But they don't mention the film scores at all.

I would have won for this age group, but I had a couple of bug infestations and threw a lot of 10+ year old stuff out about 3 years back.

My parents would win this hands down. Like a spice rack they had that was more decorative than utilitarian. My mom took it down a few years back and there were still jars on it that had the original 1970 spices.

I should have said, TORIES FIND LAST HOMELESS PERSON IN ENGLAND *colorized.

I was disappointed that my May 2021 was not accepted.

Even though my Dad recently passed at 90, I was lucky that he was still fully functional. Still driving, getting groceries and going to church daily on his own. Mom is 80, and Dad was doing these things to care for her. I hope she goes to live with my brother when she can't do these for herself.

Since I started wearing a buzz cut, I have forgotten how to head bang without getting whiplash.

When I was a teacher, I teased the white boys that wore sagging pants with... "Man I can't wait to tell my dad that his droopy drawers are now in fashion."

"FORM OF A BUCKET OF..." victim dies... "shit." *pbling!

It is a Potemkin Village, and it still stinks.

My brother brought an old, busted up set of post hole diggers to get new handles put on it. The kid behind the counter said, Wow these must be really old. My brother told him that they originally belonged to Sam Houston. "Really?" "Yes, the blades have been replaced twice and the handles four...

Why aren't the board (bored) members of Fortune 500 companies not Liberal? What are the conservatives doing to keep Liberals from making obscene money?

Dave bought us Texas boys some Rat Toes, but I don't think any of use hooked up... but ya never know.

I still remember I had an old MAD repring from the 50s. I had Valentine cards, I still remember my favorite. "If you are so smart and so cunning, why is your nose always running?"

You also need to remember that this is the part of the world where people insult you in this way. "Why bless your heart." Means "You poor dumb mother fucker."

At my favorite restaurant there is a new, old woman that runs the till. I think she is trying to be all homey and sweet. When I come up to the register to pay she always asks me, "Did you get enough to eat?" Next time I'm going to answer in my "VOICE OF GOD," "What the hell am I? Too fat to...

And remember if there is any delay in putting out the census, the current state of Gerrymandering will stand for at least another presidential election.