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Na, one pass will get a super squeeze an inch wide down the whole sandwich.

I bought a tuna sandwich at Subway today. Holey Shit! they put more mayo on the damned sandwich than they did the fucking tuna spread. I asked the girl twice if she was using the right dipper to serve the tuna.

...yes, we do.

Kamala Harris was acting in that debate the way I expected Hilary to handle Donald 3 years ago.

He should not have carried Texas after that came out.

We should probably get the Red Cross involved because they can set up tent cities in time of disaster. And with as many mistakes this administration makes, this can turn into a disaster.

it is just my pain in life...

Now need a picture of a tall, fat man trying to get the last sock out of a front load dryer.

The world's greatest fast food joint is no longer a privately held family company. Whataburger just sold out to a Chicago investment firm.

My old standby was Ramen, canned tuna, and Italian dressing.

...ladies.

Ah, damn. They are ruining the Banana Splits...:( I still wear mismatched socks from time to time to troll people with an old Banana Splits joke. "Those are not a pair of socks." "Of course they are, I have another pair at home just like them."

I just dropped $700 on my car. Still cheaper than 2 car payments. So I'm happy for now.

Germaphobes make restrooms nastier. Some jerk made a paper ass gasket out of half a roll of toilet paper. And did not flush it himself. So I had to touch his ass paper to flush it away.

I feel like Charlie Zelenoff took over Justin's cell phone.

Yeah he has bulked up recently. But Tom likely knows a bit more about fighting, even if it is play fighting.

And he looks terrible doing it every time. And yes of course I am kidding. But that old fucker could never run right.

I think I'd challenge Cruise to a foot race. He has such a bad running form, that I think my fat ass could beat him. I do have good form...

But that was Pol Pot's law.

That's like Enron level Return On Investment...