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Not THAT hardcore! SOME 40 year old men = Niiiiice. 70 year old ladies = NOT nice... at all.

I'm literally KNITTING. As in thread and hooks and needles. Masturbation is not something I normally do on my balcony... Now that is just wrong u_u

I'm knitting out on the balcony. I think I swallowed a 70 year old lady.

I was making a cake once and then realized I had no mixer. I trained 100 ladybugs to move their legs in such a way that when I put them in the batter they'd mix and fluff it all up. Delicious cake, I tell you.

Do you know The Tallest Man on Earth? He's a swedish folk singer/songwriter that I LOOOVE. "Where do my bluebirds fly" or "I won't be found" are my favorite ones, if you ever feel like pleasing me (ha ha) you should do one of those =)

I tried to make mine but couldn't u_u Probably has everything to do with our IT department from hell that doesn't want us wandering around in such places. The bastards.

Sleepy and sad is not a good combo =(

Yeah... we kind of have an issue with the way you spaniards pronounce some things. u_u Literal pronouncing can be very annoying. Pusles, espiderman, etc.

Haha! Endless chocolate! Funny way to bribe but I'd fall for it, I admit it.

A customer just sung to me on the phone o_O Weirdest shit but I laughed my ass off afterwards. It wasn't even a real song he was just singing my name to some random tune. I love this randomness.

PresidentA is WROOOONG. My eye twitches everytime I hear/read that. sufix -ente has NO gender.

Wow! That sounds like a really cool and exhausting job. Post pictures of the results at the end of the summer n_n

Calleja! Leave CJ alone or else! *holds CJ in her loving arms*

Yes. And they'd need therapy for as long as they live.

I say: let's take a picture for the forumites =D A bunch of bad pics are taken. Next day: I say: send me the pics =D he says: yeah so you can upload them like you never did with the last ones ¬¬ I say: just send them, I'll upload one =D he says: yeah, one were you look nice and you don't care...

Yeah, well, dogs get cold too y'know? If you have a long-thick-haired dog in a cold country, that's fine, but if it's a dog that was not bred to be in such environments you SHOULD put a sweater on him, not because you think he's a "little person" but because he's a living being that gets cold...

The percentage of microchipped dogs in Mexico is quite low, very few people do it, chances are, that stray dog wasn't microchipped and I'm actually glad these people decided to take him home. I HATE the lack of respect for animals people tend to have here in Mexico, there are THOUSANDS of...

One of my co-workers was absent for about 3 days due to a kidney stone that kept her in bed. Today between calls I thought it would be nice to make her something so I grabbed my bright crayons and made her a get well soon card and drew a magnificent and happy kidney with a happy little stone...

40%?! I am SURE I'm way gayer than that. These questions are stupid u_u

I happen to make killer crepes n_n