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I am staying a whole half hour more just because I don't want to ride the bus alone to my cousin's place. I normally wouldn't mind, I've got my books and my iPod, but this bus route is the worst one ever, it's filled with smelly bad men that rub their things against you whenever they get the...

I never run out of batteries...

Dave's right, sex is not something you can experience at its full potential on the first time, it takes time, practice and more importantly getting to know your partner and yourself. My first time was sweet and loving but a painful awkward disaster, after that and for the rest of our...

SJ, admitting publically that your "tool" is below average size can only mean one thing: your balls are HUGE. Kudos for that. And now, my advice: Foreplay... yes, we cannot stress its importance enough. Don't be afraid to speak. A silent partner is a turn off and communication is very...

There's a guy that works for the same company as me but he's in specialized support. He's puertorican but lives in Florida and I often have to transfer some calls to him, everytime I get to talk to him I just smile. His voice, his accent... uh, OMG, he meeeelts me -and the girl beside me-...

But is there a way to look at all the mentions for someone? it's really not that useful if it only takes you to their profile page, is it?

How could I forget him... One of my favorite engineers to talk to... I won't say his name but his last name is Manlove :laugh:

So cool! I remember when I was 8 and I would be the biggest kiss ass to Ms. Rayito so she'd let me play pac man it in the computer lab, I was one of the best n_n. Oh elementary school, why didn't I love you when I had you?

Veeeeeery funny ¬¬

My eyes huuuuuurt ; _ ;

I think brothers & sisters ALWAYS deserve 2nd, 3rd or as many chances as needed. But that's just me. Giving someone a chance doesn't mean you have to be all close and bff's, if someone is just not a positive force in your life, you don't need to have them constantly there but having a respectful...

I didn't post it before but it was my summer resolution to lose some weight. I don't know how much I currently weigh nor do I want to know but my pants feel much looser! =D I hope soon I can say the same thing about my bras. *Sparkle of illusion in her eyes*

Oh, the joys of recieving hundreds of different calls a day... Some of the best names of people I've spoken to: George Washington Queen Bee (my favorite) Dominador Pajarito (means something like Little bird dominator) Freddie Kills and so many others that have made me turn bright red from...

Now we are all doomed and there is no escaping u_u

Good to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like bacon. So I'll just be wherever all the amazing sex is.

¡Feliz Cumpleaños! =)

Man oh man you really do get intense when it comes to pizza, huh? I remember what a shock it was for me in Germany when a friend ordered pepperoni pizza and I was expecting this... And what we actually got on the pizza was this: Which by the way tastes like crap. She even got into an...

I just took a call for Disney World's Hospital in Florida. I hope Donald is ok :cry:

That's exactly what he is!! He made me laugh, cry, rant... EVERYTHING. And he's the one I miss the most.