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Have this website open the whole time: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=fSbXGsysAAk

Well, looks like sith slots 1 and 2 have filled up then. We should high five using the dark side.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=PSY+curve

Only a sith deals in absolutes, dude.

Dave GIVE ME THE ANSWERS I CRAVE

Kagetsu Tohya?

Bumble the Boy Wonder

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Ask her who the cookie crisp mascot was when she was a kid. If she says a burglar, she's in her early 20s.

I think this is a good idea.

Before you do anything, ask yourself "Would Allen think this is a good thing to do?" If the answer is yes, do the exact opposite.

Spell stop right, you plebian douche-fucker

Come to the right part of Oregon and you and me can high five on a regular basis.

I'm the Abed in my life

What. No. God no. That's an awful conclusion. In the end, Gusto's two dates will have a wonderful time and we can get a whole seasons worth of episodes out of the love triangle of Gusto, the sweet girl-next-door he's known his whole life, and the exotic-seeming rich girl from out of town with...

And boy will it get awkward quickly when one of your well-meaning but clueless male friends thought you were going to be going with plan B, and he shows up wearing a nice dress, a nice set of heels, and a wig.

Invite two girls to the wedding. When they both agree, bring them both, don't tell them about the other one, and then use contrivances to run back and forth between them. Also, get it taped and add a laugh track.

Black inks and paints often use charcoal gotten from animal bones. Great thing to point out to vegans that have tattoos and don't do research.