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  1. Allen who is Quiet

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    As lead juror in the case of Seej v. Maybe Mail-Order Bride,
  2. Allen who is Quiet

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Spill the evidence so we can indict her in the court of halforums
  3. Allen who is Quiet

    Netflix lands another deal, Time Warner/Turner.

    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  4. Allen who is Quiet

    [TV] Buckwild

    I know what you mean. Those shampoo bottles...
  5. Allen who is Quiet

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Don't want to get hopes too high. What if your legs turn out to be misshapen and lumpy?
  6. Allen who is Quiet

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    You'd make a decent transvestite?
  7. Allen who is Quiet

    [Funny] White House responds to petition to build Death Star, is awesome

    When I searched Chad Sexington's Shame Hat, this was the first result. So it must be somewhere on this map. Perhaps at It's All Gravy
  8. Allen who is Quiet

    [Funny] White House responds to petition to build Death Star, is awesome

    They would have waived that requirement for you but then you ruined it.
  9. Allen who is Quiet

    Ask Allen anything

    Dare, Bitchass Fuckface MacPeckerwood
  10. Allen who is Quiet

    AMA and I'll cry and sob and weep and draw

    >:IOn the bright side, my AMA is probably dead
  11. Allen who is Quiet

    AMA and I'll cry and sob and weep and draw

    Why did you make an ama for me, you douche?
  12. Allen who is Quiet

    Ask Allen anything

    No. I don't really like the being the center of attention and competing on a TV show forces you into that situation. Not many. Just enough for it to be rounded to 3.1415927. Calculators can do pi with more precision in an instant than I would if I spent years memorizing. And taking the time to...
  13. Allen who is Quiet

    Ask Allen anything

    Depends on the level of mastery acquired. If the skill level is one of absolute perfection, I'd totally pick magic. From there, I'd find the magic that magically granted me the skill and I'd cast it again. If it's mastery, programming. If it's an above-average skilled professional, voice...
  14. Allen who is Quiet

    AMA III : The Man with Bananas for Hands.

    Bananahands, when will you and juice make out with each other?
  15. Allen who is Quiet

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    Do what I did and have Bumble make one for you without permission.
  16. Allen who is Quiet

    Ask Allen anything

    I've lived in the perpetual summer wonderland of southern california. I've seen snow in person once, and that was while taking the train through the mountainous area of Oregon, so I haven't actually interacted with it. So basically, I have snow opinion.
  17. Allen who is Quiet

    Ask Allen anything

    Bumble, I just realized I forgot to tell you that you're a douche.
  18. Allen who is Quiet

    Ask Allen anything

    Wow. Too many to list. I've found staying completely current on everything requires time, money, and resources I don't have, so I don't even try. I enjoy what I can, and if I can't enjoy as much of it as somebody else can, oh well.
  19. Allen who is Quiet

    Ask Allen anything

    That's a tough one. I'm not all that big on life-threatening excitement happening to me and that seems to follow the doctor pretty regularly. I'm sure that no matter my intention, it would somehow go awry. He seems like he'd have enough interesting stories to tell that it would be enough for me...
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