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Maybe you transhuman science geeks could invent something that would make it so all the Vanu aren't ugly.

Oh. Okay. So the saying "There's always such a thing as a free lunch" totally holds then?

Wait wait. Are you telling me that this lunch isn't actually free?

Free food? Dude, you should go.

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Probably no more difficult than it is to get a Minotaur penis hard.

I want to buy on margin.

Not at all. I disapprove mightily of your encouraging bestiality. However, in an effort to be supportive, I understand there are some sex zoos in Germany that might be glad to hire you, depending on how "good" you are with animals.

I was referring to the Japanese porn star, but if you'd really like to encourage bestiality, I won't judge.

http://limbero.org/jl8/1

Which one? I need to look her up. I might be able to masturbate to that.

Did he say whether he'd fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

Kags, did you tell them you were already high off your mother's love?

Wait Wait. If post marriage becomes a thing, that means post divorce becomes a thing. And I would watch the ever-loving fuck out of a Post Divorce Court.

Here's the thing. Every marriage ceremony in the US, and I'm sure in other places too, has one requirement: a statement of intent by both parties indicating this is consensual. In most marriage ceremonies, this is covered by the "I do"s. However, in this case, the post can't make a statement of...

Evidently not. There appears to be a small set of Germans who, when given a choice between me or ewe, would choose ewe.

Because fuck sheep

Erotic Zoos Prompt Germany to Reinstate Bestiality Laws

I'm not there yet.