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I've messaged the shop owner to see if this 'Canada only shipping' was a mistake, which I hope it is. This is the last of this cake topper that will ever be made. It was used in a Martha Stewart Weddings photo shoot, which is why it's so special. I've actually had the picture on my wedding...

I don't know if anyone else has read "Shadow of Oz" by Nick Damon, but it is free for Kindle right now. I downloaded it on a reference from a mentor. After reading the preview and a few pages in, I'm putting it on my list for next in line. Right now, I have to finish my dystopian fiction.

Awww, he was in his fat and happy pose!!

Panda Bear! He's just so damn cute. And now that he's stopped biting me, he's even more enjoyable! Father and son. Who's the bunny with three toes? Pandy Bear! Damn right!

Most people would rather chat privately than put things out there, which is understandable. Stalkers and all. As someone who has used OKcupid successfully, I can tell you that women are going to be wading through dozens of vague profiles a week if not a day. It got really tiring when you heard...

I've been having some health problems and had to have doctor General play nurse. Wrap your mind around that one.

Turns out the name is getting changed for this reason. It's getting too complicated to explain each and every time the game is presented. I really like how all of the backers have direct input into the game's concept. Some of the presented names are awesome...

Yeah, I have to whore out a kickstarter/announce a new game for a second: Ozombie by American McGee and Spicy Horse Games Dorothy's great-great-granddaughter joins forces with Tin Woodman and Lion to battle Scarecrow's mindless army for control of Oz. OZombie will be first and foremost a...

Sorry I'm late to the forum replying and whatnot. I've been MIA as of late. Thank you to everyone for the warm birthday wishes! Also, I am a real person so I take priority in the name game over the other "Dill."

I feel like there should be a creationist joke in there. On the 8th day, he did blowith his load upon the world. And it was great for he had become one with the fruit of life. And no more would the plum rest betwixt his legs.

"God damn it. If you hit me from behind...NO! Eat my brownies, you fuck muffins!""I was hungry, but then I saw a grown woman poop on the bathroom floor."

I can work with this.

I can't hear any of you. I'm too busy having a beautiful face.

Don't worry, I have some cuff links picked out. Also, who says we don't already have the handcuffs?!? Here are my favorite cufflinks:

I've had those doctors. 'It's not the drugs. It's you.' Shut the hell up. THAT can be another pet peeve; doctors who overly blame the patient. Now that I've had mine for about 6 months, I'm happy with it. No lady times, minimal cramping after the first three months, and its failure rate is...

I had to include this little gem. It's General Specific and our rescue bunny, Panda Bear. When we first brought him home, Panda wouldn't let us touch him much less come in his play area when he was there. He's made SO much progress. He'll eat food from our hands and will let us give him...

If you've never had children (like me) it is harder to do. The doctor actually had to do mine twice b/c he measured wrong the first time. In all honesty, it was like being stabbed internally. They had given me two of those big Oxycotin pills to take in the morning. The day before, I'd been given...

Hey, I spent a good 6 months being asked when the General was going to propose on a DAILY BASIS at work. Now, I have to constantly answer the question "So, have you done anything for your wedding?" Uhh....I ate ice cream and made fun of 'Say Yes to the Dress' with my fiance. Does that count...

I've also gotten more bitter about it since getting an IUD, which was more painful than any surgery I've ever had. It's like when women give birth and then describe it as a whole different level of pain. Don't bitch about your paper cut to someone who has a bullet wound.

Oh! Oh! I have a pet peeve; when women make a huge deal out of having lady problems and/or "lady time." Shut the hell up. Unless you have some legit medical problems with your reproductive organs, then you DO NOT need to take a fucking day off of work because you're bloated. WOMAN THE HELL UP!