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I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND YOUR FACES AND STUFF! :thumbsup:

I hate everything Nicholas Sparks with a fiery passion. This made me giggle.

I believe in you, Chad!! It's been 4 years since I went sober. You can do it! :)

It's by a Red Bubble artist named Techno Hippy. You can check out the link here I personally want this shirt:

Last night, I gave General Specific his Valentine's Day present. It's a shirt from his favorite MST3K movie, which was the first one we watched together. I'm going to have to peel this one off of him just like the Torgo's Pizza shirt from Christmas!!

He's gaining experience! References!

It isn't even Catholics celebrating most of the time. Random Christian people decide that it'll be a great way to repent. I had a Methodist suitemate in college who lorded the fact that she'd given up soda for 40 days over all of us. Great! I still remember you showing off your hoo-ha on...

Because I love all of you just SO DAMN MUCH! :cry:

Damn straight.

My stance is that I keep my non-beliefs to myself. I won't preach to you if you don't preach to me. The conversations I'm talking about tend to go this way (usually at work): "What are you giving up for Lent?" "I don't celebrate Lent." *dirty look* "Oh." Or "Did you have a good Easter?"...

I f-ing hate the Lent/Easter season in the American south. It's such an uncomfortable time. I often think it's all about making people feel like ungrateful brats and the candy isn't very nice. So, I'm giving up religion for Lent despite the fact that I'm not even a Christian. So there. What...

Every time I see a corgi, I imagine Queen Elizabeth saying "Helloooooo everybody!" a la Mrs. Doubtfire

The General was giddy over this Save the Date: Source I'm personally more partial to this one :D Source I hope they come out with invitations soon. It's a small operation at the moment.

I'll be literally begging you to- Okay, I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

Don't even. Some women can't have one. I am the queen as well as the penis whisperer.

This is a somewhat related confession but not something I do personally. People think of libraries as these big, magical places of wonder and learning. No. It's where people go to break things and touch themselves. I work in an academic library and we have more reports of masturbating and sex...

Three orgasms per session. Deal with it.

It is. It's the beginning section of something I worked on in undergrad and want to use for my MFA thesis. This will be the first book in a quartet. Also, you'll have to wait and see what happens.

You guys are hilarious. I should also mention that the General was thoroughly offended that I labeled him a "nerd." He's a geek! GAWD! I need to do better.

Recently, a friend of mine gave me the idea to do funny RSVP card wording and said she wouldn't forgive me if we didn't. Being the unconventional lady that I am, I knew this bride would oblige. I came up with the following: Yes ____I will be there with wand at the ready. ____I will be there...