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Look, not all fairy tales end the same. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Kitty! Stop! Leave that poor bunny alone! It's going to have a heart attack!!

Maybe pushing the button is the problem. It should be more of a rub- preferably in a circular motion.

I will never sleep with your superior officer, but you are required to like my stuff and things and junk or something. I guess I'm saddened by the fact that I no longer have the peer reviews that were available in undergrad. Le boo. SOMEONE LOVE ME.

What'd you mean? Are you trying to tell me that not everyone has three orgasms on a typical sex session?

I finally got the nerve to post some of my writing and was disappointed with the reaction, which has been really good in other places. It's been one of those kick-in-the-face kind of days for my creative side. However, the General is currently sitting beside me, reading the thread and that makes...

LIAR! You're just not doing it right! We have already decided not to procreate. It makes sex all the better!! YAY!

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH SEX YOU'RE HAVING/NOT HAVING SOOOOO MUCH THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND NOT EVEN FEEL SUPERIOR! Orgasms! Orgasms as far as the eye can see!

Yeah, well- uhhhh, I'm going to go home in a few minutes, make enchiladas, watch Sherlock, and have sex with the General! So there!

Nu-uh!

Both men and women can be jerks. You know what this means, right?

Don't put words in my mouth, please! I do not friendzone and never have. I've seen my friends do it and advised them against it. It's just cruel to play with someone like that.

I didn't know what to be more offended by; the fact that they thought I wrote Twilight fan fiction or that they thought I wrote bad BDSM stories. I have two degrees and have never used the words 'inner goddess' or 'beguiled' in ANY of my writing.

Let us also not forget the ancient female secret to combat douchbagery; the friendzone.

When it was gaining popularity, three different people asked me if had written "50 Shades of Grey." They legitimately thought I was E.L. James.

Piranha

No, I totally get it. That's why I was shaking my head. I made a sport out of avoiding relationships because of guys such as this. The women who go after guy guys are idiots who should have more self respect even if it means staying a perma virgin. :foreveralone:

My creative writing teachers should REALLY have used these methods of explanation.

Just watched this and shook my head.

Our honeymoon phase is what killed the first thread! :D Edit: I don't know if you'd call it a drought as much as chosen celibacy.