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In preparation to finally read DWD, I'm listening to the FFC audiobook since I pretty much zoned out of the second half of the book the first time I read it. It finally dawned on me that, most of the time, the characters are constantly headed somewhere or in meetings talking about something that...

I am so damn fortunate and happy. I was resolved to be the crazy guinea pig lady for the rest of my days and then BAM! Love.

Yesterday, I watched "Heart of America," a Columbine-esque film. Holy crap. Part of me wishes every preteen had to watch at least some of that movie (especially the bullying scenes). I didn't have the best childhood and was bullied in school by teachers and students, but this movie shows you how...

That's different from being cynical about marriage. If you see that two people are getting married for the wrong reasons or shouldn't be married, then there's no reason not to offer. See any episode of Bridezillas for evidence. At their wedding, my best friend's husband had someone joke with him...

I let you pick the color ;) We also had penis pasta and gave her a funny book called 'Porn for Women' with great images such as this:

An ex-flame just posted this rant on facebook: I pray for a woman true to her soul. One willing to fight for what she believes in and argue with me when I am wrong. A woman wishing to see a world transform into something better and not dwell in the sewer it has become. I pray for a woman...

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HIRED!

Half of my face is still numb from the four shots of Novocaine received at the dentist. So, I have to drink out of a straw but the only straws we have are from my best friend's bachelorette party. NSFW I should also mention that I sound like Daffy Duck as well. The General is finding it as...

The shiny!

I found this article on one of my favorite wedding websites, Off Beat Bride: So you want to have a friend officiate… Funny enough, I mentioned the idea to the General and we're considering asking his uncle, who is the self-proclaimed family smartass, doctor, and Awesome McAwesomesauce...

:( I understand. Besides, he is needing the moneys to buy me the shiny. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

As a part of my research on rape and torture, I watched "An American Crime" as well as "The Girl Next Door," both of which are based on the true story of Sylvia Likens. "An American Crime" was more accurate to her story and more gripping. Ellen Page was amazing as Sylvia.

This gives me an awesome idea. The General and I are both atheists and were going to have a secular Justice of the Peace do our ceremony. However, if we can get someone with the same credentials to do it, then why not? You are awesome. Everyone is awesome. Let's have a group hug! :sohappy:

Tee hee heeNorth_Ranger , you are awesome. Will you be my Nordic buddy? Let's braid each other's hair and eat Pulla while drinking coffee! I will bring the brötchen and nutella.

I made a funny on the cheeseburgers: 50 Shades of Beige. Love meeeeeeeeeeeeee! (I'm the pink)

Dill approved. (After reading this, the General turned to me and asked if I'd told you to keep messaging him about bunnies. I didn't tell North Ranger to do anything)

Get you some, good sir. *nods head* Last night I did an hour yoga class and, despite slipping on my new mat, I think it went well! My back feels better than it has since I went to physical therapy. This will be repeated.

Hehehe! Funny enough, my nickname for him is Snuggle Bunny and I do refer to him as "Bunny" often.

I see it as a fair trade off. Some women melt into a pile of goo at the sight of babies. I don't want a baby. I've raised too many people's children already. I want a bunny- preferably two (they're happier in pairs). We can't get a puppy until the backyard is fenced in after we're married. So, I...