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I found some missing writing files. Now, I have everything on my external harddrive, including the documents and revisions I made with said harddrive was out of commission. Now maybe I can finally get an excerpt together to post in the Artists' Corner!

General Specific and I joined a gym recently. It wasn't because of the new year or resolutions to be kept. Rather, it's due to the fact that I have arthritis in my back and neck, which has been giving me hell, as well as the superpower to hurt my back by lifting as little as 5 pounds of books...

I feel like an unmotivated slackass. I haven't done any real writing in over 8 months. It started with my external harddrive needing a new cord and then got worse when I entered into a serious relationship. I took out $60k in student loans in order to get two degrees; one Creative Writing and...

Maturity > Age Someone who is hardly 18 can't compare to someone who is out of college and had those life experiences.

Nah, he just wants it to be a surprise. All I know is that he'll propose sometime in 2013.

Guys, the General said he is finalizing plans for Valentine's Day and there may be some things that I'll have to look for or do. He was very vague and I didn't let him tell me more. Even if it isn't the proposal, which he said he wasn't going to do on Valentine's Day, I'm still losing my shit...

YES. I feel as if this is what happened. That you for justifying my emotions with a humorous image :D That is one biiiiiiig guinea pig. Or maybe by little princess was just petite at 2lbs. Damn, I miss her.

I just got ink all over my hands and desk while trying to refill an inkpad. It looks like a squid came all over the place. The best part is that the refill is called "neat-flo." Neat my ass.

I've just gotten into another period drama called "The Paradise." It reminds me a bit of Downton Abbey in that they have more modern-friendly story lines. Also, I finished the last episode in American Horror Story: Asylum. It left some to be desired, but what can I say? It was enjoyable!

DOOMweasels not trouser weasels.

Currently, I feel like I should be hunched over my desk, singing the lyrics from "I Dreamed a Dream" with tears in my eyes. I have two degrees! I've lived/studied in three different countries. WHY?! WHYYY?!?! WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS JOB?! I know I should be glad that I have a job. And...

We just get a giant room full of fluffy doomweasels and have super ultra mega cuddle time!

Dear Doomweasels, I'm in desperate need of some pet therapy. Can we have squees and cuddles together? Yours, Dill

I'm so excited about it. She has three cousins that are all mixed and we're trying to instill the importance of individuality. You don't have to look one way to be beautiful. My best friend even cut off all of her permed hair and went totally natural in order to set a good example for her...

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For my goddaughter's birthday, I wanted to make her a natural hair doll. We're trying to teach her at a young age that natural is beautiful. This is the doll fresh out of the box. Her hair looks nothing like ethnic hair. (The process of how it was done is within the spoiler- pictures...

I believe the General is getting out the army of tanks. HOO RA!

I've been Dill for 26 years, 8 months, 6 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 36 seconds. Dill with it.

NO! I came first! Plus, my name is just "Dill" and it comes from a hundred years of strong family history!

Dear Chad, Lately, I have discovered that more and more women do not like to play with their man's penis. Some flat-out refuse to give blow jobs. WHY?!? This baffles me. If there were a merit badge in oral sex, I'd have a whole sash full of them. Playing with General Specific 's penis is...