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I went 26 years. Someone give me a god damn medal! Or some gummy bears! Or gummy bears that look like a medal of non-sex having achievement. Never mind, I'm going to go get some gummy bears.

What about this? Tater Tot Nachos Supreme aka Totchos Supreme

I'm going to stick up for the simple delight of the tater tot. It's one of those comfort foods that's salty and delish!

We were on the bus for the remainder of the night and the better part of the next day. At first, some of the other passengers made a rough effort to track our progress. Whispers of “two lefts, three rights, down slightly” began to fade away in the late night. The bus soon became a hot, stinking...

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Today, I had a conversation with the General that included the phrase, "I am not doing this wedding stuff in 12 months. So, everyone else, including Dave, can strap their flappy hooties down and wait the two years!" Thought I'd share.

I should also mention that I'm having an Alice's Adventures in Wonderland mega-themed bridal shower. I've been a huge fan since I was a kid and have done a lot of research on the adaptations and interpretations of Carroll's novels and writings. It's only proper that I go all out. :)

As someone who has been in one of those costumes, let me say that it is really f-ing hard to see little kids in those heads. Also, you're balance sucks. Having people pull on you from different sides can easily topple you over. Not to mention the fact that, whenever I was Chuck E Cheese or...

Pfft, everyone knows 666 is a misinterpretation and that the true number of the beast is 616. I mean...opps.... I've actually had these before and the vomit flavored one traumatized be for life. I'm thinking of going with a less nausea inducing spread.

That would be for the bridal lingerie shower. Shhhh

The General's sabers come in all colors and shapes. I truly live in the lightsaber museum.

I AM NOT PLANNING A WEDDING IN 12 MONTHS, DAVE! You'll just have to suck it up and NOT DIE!

Yeah, I showed the General ONE page on Star Wars theme weddings and all the sudden he's excited about planning stuff! We're deciding on a venue this summer once we visit some places in the mountains. June 6, 2015 is the definite date! Yes, it gives me two years to budget and make a timeline...

So, I had the idea to have edible geeky wedding favors that featured the interests of both General Specific and myself. I was having some trouble with ideas and wondered if anyone had suggestions. I'll list the stuff I've found so far. Harry Potter: 1. Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans...

Dirty mind! The General has the entire replica collection, which is more than enough for the wedding party.

Status: Positive Part One I was born to a woman who never loved me. Never mind that she stumbled into the children’s bank with the residue of my afterbirth still clinging to her leg. I can ignore her turning me over only hours after I was born. It’s the fact that she didn’t bother to give me a...

Negatory on that one. I love the General's mother and can't wait for her to be my MIL. As for my mom, weeeeeeeellll, luckily she's planning on moving out of state after she retires (the same year we're getting married). ;)Speaking on the Star Wars thing; there will be Star Wars aspects at our...

I am unsure of this custom. The General is actually going to walk me down the aisle because I am the only person who is giving myself away. Plus, it represents the beginning of our new lives as partners and equals in the relationship.

Be prepared. I have a horde of sassy gay friends and ball-busting lesbian friends on the guest list! I showed the General a link on Star Wars themed weddings and now he's all excited to plan stuff. It is definitely going to be an offbeat atheist, feminist affair but I am NOT walking down the...

DAMN IT. Some of my friends told me DWD was so much better. Listening to the audiobooks makes it more tolerable because I can do other stuff at the same time (cook, needlework, mahjong), which is pitiful considering how fast I devoured the first 3 books. Damn it all to seven hells, Martin. Get...