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I think a bit of pain would be well worth having an army of crazed babies who do not fear death

Is Smitty more manly than the entire internet?

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On the bright side, now your head is faster.

Odds are better that if you do find it, it's in somebody else's possession. And then you'll either have to trade them something very precious to you, like your ability to feel joy, or get involved in a contract with them, which, well, you know. Which really just solidifies to me why, if I had...

Why would you want to look around for hedge gates? At worst, you die a horrible death. At best, you get found and physically and mentally tortured before escaping back into the real world, where you have no friends or family anymore, seeking companionship from other victims of the True Fae...

Oh shit. Jet does remind me of the babe.

LS, start calling them "The Fair Folk" all the time. That will pacify them because you're saying nice things about them. And start coating Jet in salt. That'll discourage them from abducting him and leaving a fetch in his place. You won't really be able to tell the difference between Jet and...

Espy, I don't know what you mean. Can you explain it in simple English?

Can you make it so every time somebody types Krisken, it corrects it to Kriskens®: The Only Cereal That Knows How to Love?

At least it doesn't have the random lines everywhere.

You were trying to communicate that you were thinking more ling. Just don't be too surprised when you get more ling than you can handle.

I'll get that bitch a Smitty. Bitches love Smitty.

Damn it Gusto, I was going to post that.

Canadians? I don't believe they exist.

Oh. Hell. Fucking. Yes.

MODOK was screwed over from the very beginning. He was designed only to kill, not to win :|

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