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  1. Gurpel

    Woman passes driving test and it only took her 950 tries

    good job working to tear down stereotypes about conservatives. i am looking forward to a bunch of bumbling about how you "were just kidding" and or several offensive attempts to support your opinions on woman drivers.
  2. Gurpel

    Never gonna give your iPhone up...

    oh. no. if i put a dubious program on my iphone it can be hacked? no wai. (this post brought to you via ipod. i haet math class)
  3. Gurpel

    POST A POEM!

    hm. it just dawned on me now that this one makes perfect sense when considered in the bounds of the warhammer 40k universe.
  4. Gurpel

    Freefall, help me

    hm there is a human there (heartbeat) who is not doing any physical activity. it seems from the use of the term "neural net" that the human is inside a sentient robot, perhaps because of some paralyzing injury (supported by "mobility suit") or that he is performing some cursory role, like...
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    POST A POEM!

    Children under, say, ten, shouldn't know that the universe is ever-expanding, inexorably pushing into the vacuum, galaxies swallowed by galaxies, whole solar systems collapsing, all of it acted out in silence. At ten we are still learning the rules of cartoon animation, that if a...
  6. Gurpel

    Get My Girlfriend Drunk

    how about something that doesn't require him to spend 100 dollars on liquor? these kind of drinks kind of require a bar-type setting because of all the ingredients required. instead, he should try something like "rum and coke" or "whiskey and coke" or "a tall glass of tequila and harden...
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    Things that you did not know about Neil Gaiman

    yes, JIM C. HINES, points for creativity. http://jimhines.livejournal.com/463935.html
  8. Gurpel

    CORRUPTION! Finnish PM takes bribes...

    pshhh this just shows what a cocaine nub you are. the stomach provides the longest uninterrupted line-bearing surface. oh, wait, politics? yeah...
  9. Gurpel

    My friend went on holiday today...

    lol. i'm not going to say anything that will cause him LASTING social damage. besides, this will count for payback for the time he sent me a link to ED's "offended" page.
  10. Gurpel

    My friend went on holiday today...

    and he left his steam account info for another friend (I don't know who this person is) to play borderlands and TF2 on. What is the most embarrassing (to the original friend) single line i can send to him?
  11. Gurpel

    Pirate Bay Charging For Membership. Demonoid Gone.... Damnit!

    you scared the crap out of me briefly with this thread, shego. thankfully, you were wrong about it requiring an account.
  12. Gurpel

    STALKER is hard.

    yeah, that um.... doesn't sound like something it could do.
  13. Gurpel

    North_Ranger's Daily Life

    edit i'm so dumb.
  14. Gurpel

    Halforum Vent?

    BEE BA BUH BUH BUH BUH BOP I'M THE SCATMAAAN
  15. Gurpel

    Borderlands anyone?

    once i get around to forwarding my ports i will play with you. what level are you?
  16. Gurpel

    Rovewin, you're a goddamned monster

    in this vein, how does tinwhistler have 1 curveball score that is #1 and 10k more than the next score? HOW HOOOOOOOWWW
  17. Gurpel

    Reply in MS Paint!

    it was supposed to be hylian's gun thing.
  18. Gurpel

    Reply in MS Paint!

    DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
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    Reply in MS Paint!

  20. Gurpel

    I love The Onion.

    i love the onion but i am not sure how they managed to mix up hollow point bullets with frangible ones...
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