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I heard that if you crinkle a wrapper loudly in a theatre, charlie don't surf will break into your house and tear your wife in half.

apricot jam.

hold on i'm doing a venn diagram... so something like this, then?

you, uh, do realise that dublin was a viking town, right? even if you were 100% "irish" you would still be mostly scandinavian... edit: also, i always thought the whole "pale white and not being able to tan" thing was an irish thing as well.

1. haha you really missed out on the whole "swine flu" thing. it's like being in a special club. (actually it sucks) 2. edit: nevermind.

chaz, i almost always agree with you, but you are way off the mark here. well done steaks suck. anyway, regarding my tuesday: it is not going well. my swine flu is pretty much gone, but i stayed home anyway for fear that i would still be infectious. this lead to a fight with my dad, who is...

bsd high five! anyway no chaz you are p. much screwed. imo, get noscript for firefox, and dont download any suspicious files/pron and you will be fine.

NOOOOO

WAIT SHIT NO DONT DO THAT

>:| what kind of terms are we talking? how about: if the thread is still up in 3 days, loser has to use a disney princess av/sig for a week?

it isn't going to get locked you tardaronis stop that shit

Dear Dave, please bring back the feature where it shows you if posts have been made since you started writing your post. also i want a pony for christmas. -gurpel

"broad generalisations" a 24 year old is 150% as old as a 16 year old. ERGO it is relatively likely that they will have 150% the experience, or at least a relative headstart on the 16 yr old in terms of maturity/decision making.

speaking in broad generalisations: if a 16 year old is dating a 24 year old, then the 24 year old is approximately 150% as experienced as the 16 year old. if a 30 year old is dating a 38 year old, while there is still a 8 year difference, the 38 year old is only 125% as experienced as the...

well, if the age of consent is 16 there i don't see anything wrong with it. i mean, it makes you seem creepy and there is basically 0 chance it will end well, but it's ethical i guess.

it is very likely that this individual's call to 911 for sex was not a result of his "[valuing] sex over everything, including family", but in fact a result of low intelligence or lackluster education. but whatever. if you want to be reactionary about this it isn't like i am going to change...

"i went to see a movie about aliens that claimed to be real, but wasn't and i am disappointed."? no, really i dont get it.

this is hilarious. just take this sentence "Our horny, lonely boys sought out intimate comforts with likeminded Golden Girls addicts who didn’t mind each other’s theatrical voices and touch-feely hand gestures. Together, these clusters of awkward teens and twentysomethings bonded over their...

"I went to see a movie about aliens and was disappointed that it is fictional!"

isnt it mostly suburban schools that worry about this? i can't see an inner city school giving a shit: if every high school in LA threw a hissyfit every time a student sported gang colours, theyd be..... more bankrupt than they currently are.