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We could have been talking about taters.

No you just let a Lord of the Rings reference fly right on by, you 10 ply taint licker!

There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys!

Yes bye where ya at. Yeah, no, yeah. Best don a bunnyhug eh? Translation into the Kings English. "Wonderful, which city will you be visiting? You should probably check the weather and dress appropriately. "

No, the fuck wads that run the stores are slapping little Canadian flags all over the place. It's deceptive marketing. You need to take your time, read the label and throw the American goods in the bin like a decent person. And this is why I love provincial run liquor stores. They just took the...

So you kids buy $1 of electricity yesterday, today it's $1.25 and when it gets to you, you gotta toss an extra $0.125 to your boss.

cumsock to repeal tariffs tomorrow some taintlicker called Lutnick says we get tariffs only on even number days

I loved the bluntness and monosyllabic insult, cusock might actually understand. But now is threatening to tariff us back for tariffing them back. Gad it's just so dumb.

I loved todays press conference. "I don't often agree with the Washington Post, but Donald you are an intelligent man but these actions are very dumb." Hook em with the compliment stab him with the truth.

Hey America trade you Sheep for Wood. Cause y'know cumsock is solving your lumber problem by...cutting down all the trees....

Happy Tariff Day! Our calculations estimate Canadian counter tariffs will cost Americans $1200 USD each this year. Hope you all shorted the stock market before it crashed.

Is that the one he signed in the wrong place?

The Montanas Brier in Kelowna just sounds wrong.

Just wash your anger away with a nice O'Henry bar and some Yellow Pop Shoppe soda.

Why don't the larger parents simply eat their smaller offspring?

:notes:To stop those influencers 1-2-3, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free, It's got Paul Anka's guarantee! :notes:

You know the thing about Musk...he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye"

Can we not talk about Musk procreating?