Obviously they didn't find the decrypted wikileaks documents I hid on your computer....Well, that was a lot faster than I expected. One week to the day, and I pass my background check for my security clearance.
It's official...I'll be working for the gub'mint 3.5 blocks from the White House starting January.
Yeah, you really need to invest in a helicopter.Ah yes, that's how most people who work in the city do it. You get a lot more for house your money in VA, generally.
The only downside is the commute. And it's a huge downside.