Yeah, that'd be a steaming pile of "not my problem."Shegokigo said:
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AND THE PAY IS AWFUL!Shegokigo said:
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The derailing of this thread is new and exciting.
Well, there's just so much to talk about in Scott Kurtz Bad Business Practices Thread #3851.Pojodan said:
I don't see how it's a derail given the OP.
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Hah. Now if you put a GEOLOGIST on the left side of that Indy image, they'd be equal. Except you'd have to add "Consume massive amounts of alcohol in the process.
See here for frighteningly accurate description of my peeps:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geologist
See here for frighteningly accurate description of my peeps:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Geologist
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"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product."SeriousJay said:
No if you let the Geek Squad do that then they tell you it's already full of virus' and spybots and worms and the swine flu. Sure, it hasn't even been turned on yet, but you should just let them work on it for awhile, it will be good as new. It's only 500 dollars unless they find more problems.Krisken said:
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Coincidentally, Andre the Giant is in the image right below the one you're referring to, and nobody could drink more than him.fade said:
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Yiikes, sounds like modelling to me-fade said:
"The prospect of month upon month of fieldwork in remote places has led to some interesting evolutionary peculiarities amongst this species. Amidst only rocks and alcohol, with often long dark nights eliminating the possibility of the former, and leaving only the latter, resourceful geologists fill their time intermingling with other geologists. During this time, upcoming geologists earn their "wings" (or more appropriately, their "hammer") by fulfilling one or more of the following electives:
a) Date a fellow geologist
b) Sleep with a fellow geologist
c) Have an affair with a geologist
d) Have an affair with a student geologist
e) Marry a fellow geologist
f) Marry a current or former student geologist
g) Date/Marry or have an affair with a driller
h)Date/ Marry or have affair with field hand/ offsider
i) Marry a purveyor of alcohol
Combinations, or multiple repetitions of the above electives result in the true seasoning of a geologist. An informal survey of geologists at 25 of the top 30 geology programs in the US News and World Report 2005 rankings found that 84% of faculty and 78% of graduate students fulfilled at least two of the above electives. Of tenured faculty surveyed, 98% had fulfilled at least three of the above. Surveyors often examine such geological features.
Even better, from Scott's Tweet yesterday:
So Ding! moved off of the old site that hosted it and onto pvponline, changed format and went to Sundays. He did 5 comics and now it's gone so he can turn it into a book to sell.Scott's Tweet said:
So (onomatopoeia)! (past tense verb) off of the old (noun) that (past tense verb) it and onto (noun), changed (noun) and went to (noun). He did 5 (plural noun) and now it's (past tense verb) so he can turn it into a (noun) to (verb).
So sizzle! chipped off of the old block that smothered it and onto wang, changed gender and went to town. He did 5 lasers and now it's renovated so he can turn it into a cow to poop.
So sizzle! chipped off of the old block that smothered it and onto wang, changed gender and went to town. He did 5 lasers and now it's renovated so he can turn it into a cow to poop.
So BAM! Pissed off of the old bitch that dogged it and onto platform, changed cow and went to poop. He did 5 farts and now it's rocked so he can turn it into a car to poop.
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