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A Gift From Jay

Sep 23, 2011#1

Jay

http://theindexof.net

Enjoy....

Sep 23, 2011#2

Frankie Williamson

Hmm, when I typed fucking the dog, which is exactly what I'm doing right now (metaphorically) it gave me some terrifying results I was not expecting (but probably should have).

Sep 23, 2011#3

GasBandit

I typed "ovipositors" and got nothing. Dammit.

Sep 23, 2011#4

Shegokigo

Love that site, one of my favorites. So many fun little things to discover.

Sep 23, 2011#5

GasBandit

Shegokigo said:
Love that site, one of my favorites. So many fun little things to discover.

But no ovipositors! Dammit!

Sep 23, 2011#6

Officer_Charon

thatismyfetish.jpg

Sep 23, 2011#7

GasBandit

Officer_Charon said:
thatismyfetish.jpg

Ohhhhhhhh yeah baby. Work that.

Sep 23, 2011#8

Officer_Charon

untzuntzuntz

(Y'all don't mind the overly-caffeinated Officer, Mmkay?)

Sep 23, 2011#9

Ravenpoe

...

..........

Sooo much... stuff. Normal stuff. Not... demented, deviant, or fetishtastic...

Clear my schedule.

Sep 23, 2011#10

Jay

Only 8 posts after all this time? Seems like my goal succeeded and many souls have been lost in the interwebs tonight.

Sep 23, 2011#11

Krisken

Or Fridays are usually slow on the forum.

Sep 23, 2011#12

Officer_Charon

Sorry, was too busy almost shooting a guy to pander to Quebecois. Will R+R later.

Sep 23, 2011#13

Biannoshufu

Jesus Charon.

ontopic: wut.

Sep 23, 2011#14

Krisken

Officer_Charon said:
Sorry, was too busy almost shooting a guy to pander to Quebecois. Will R+R later.

Atta boy, give 'em hell. Remember, Han shot first too.

Sep 24, 2011#15

PatrThom

What? All this talk about ovipositors and nobody mentions the ichneumon wasp?

--Patrick

Sep 24, 2011#16

fade

And it's ribbed for her pleasure.
Added at: 15:46
(incidentally, ribbed for her pleasure has three search results on that site)

Sep 24, 2011#17

Jay

Officer_Charon said:
Sorry, was too busy almost shooting a guy to pander to Quebecois. Will R+R later.

Is it because you missed and you're upset?

Sep 24, 2011#18

Officer_Charon

Jay said:
Is it because you missed and you're upset?

Sorry about that.. was a busy night.

Sep 24, 2011#19

Jay

Son, I am disappoint.

Sep 24, 2011#20

checkeredhat

Officer_Charon said:
Sorry, was too busy almost shooting a guy to pander to Quebecois. Will R+R later.

When I read this last night, I was very tired, forgot Jay was from Montreal, and I misinterpretted this post. I thought you meant that in order to pander to a Quebecois, you almost shot a guy, and that kept you too busy to check out Jay's link. I was very confused.

Sep 24, 2011#21

Officer_Charon

One has to keep them supplied with meat for poutine, lest the Quebecois become restless

Sep 24, 2011#22

checkeredhat

Poutine, atleast, PROPER poutine, has no meat in it.
Poutine with meat in it is an anglophone mutation of proper Quebecois poutine.

Sep 24, 2011#23

Officer_Charon

Ahhh... I was under the impression it had ground beef in it, for some reason... probably explained by the fact I've never been north of NYC

Sep 24, 2011#24

Frankie Williamson

Just fries, cheese curds and brown as fuck thick ass gravy.

The donair shop down the road from my house does a donair poutine which is pretty delicious, they chop up donair meat and onions and mushrooms into it.

Sep 24, 2011#25

checkeredhat

Home fries, cheese curds (NOT melted shredded cheese, as some places do), and gravy. Some gravies do have bits of beef in them, though. Real French-Canadian poutine is elegant in its simplicity.
Some poutines do have meat, but thats not the traditional recipe. Its an English-Canadian thing. New York Fries (A Canadian fast food place that specializes in fries, and nobody is really sure how they call themselves New York Fries and still insist on being a "proudly Canadian" business) even has a "Poutine" topped with butter chicken.

Sep 24, 2011#26

Jay

^^^

This man deserves a few likes today for proper education to the masses.

Sep 24, 2011#27

Frankie Williamson

checkeredhat said:
Home fries, cheese curds (NOT melted shredded cheese, as some places do), and gravy. Some gravies do have bits of beef in them, though. Real French-Canadian poutine is elegant in its simplicity.
Some poutines do have meat, but thats not the traditional recipe. Its an English-Canadian thing. New York Fries (A Canadian fast food place that specializes in fries, and nobody is really sure how they call themselves New York Fries and still insist on being a "proudly Canadian" business) even has a "Poutine" topped with butter chicken.

Does New York Fries even use cheese curds?
Added at: 16:09
Also, anyone that tries to pass off red wine gravy with fries needs to be beaten to death. Gross.

Sep 24, 2011#28

checkeredhat

Frankie Williamson said:
Does New York Fries even use cheese curds?
Added at: 16:09
Also, anyone that tries to pass off red wine gravy with fries needs to be beaten to death. Gross.

...I think so? I don't know. Its been a long time since I bothered to try any poutine west of Ottawa.
Back home there was a place that did their poutine with chicken gravy. It was actually pretty good.

Sep 24, 2011#29

checkeredhat

My friend assures me that New York Fries uses cheese curds.

Sep 24, 2011#30

Frankie Williamson

checkeredhat said:
...I think so? I don't know. Its been a long time since I bothered to try any poutine west of Ottawa.
Back home there was a place that did their poutine with chicken gravy. It was actually pretty good.

Chicken gravy is generally delicious anytime. Sad fact, KFC does a pretty good poutine.

Sep 24, 2011#31

checkeredhat

The place back home, I just found out, is actually a franchise. I've never seen any locations elsewhere so I didn't realize. I was talking about Dixie Lee Chicken, which is much like KFC only superior because they also do pretty awesome fish.

Sep 24, 2011#32

fade

Making a note here: when in Canada, don't eat the food...

Sep 24, 2011#33

Frankie Williamson

And yet our obesity rate is 12% lower*.

*still too high

Sep 24, 2011#34

checkeredhat

Keep in mind poutine is not exactly a gourmet Canadian meal. Its a fast food item.

Sep 24, 2011#35

Frankie Williamson

A delicious fast food item.

Sep 24, 2011#36

checkeredhat

Damn right.

Sep 24, 2011#37

Biannoshufu

Frankie Williamson said:
And yet our obesity rate is 12% lower*.

*still too high

is that accounting for the per capita difference?

Sep 24, 2011#38

Frankie Williamson

Actually, when I looked it up per capita, Canada has 16% less.

30.6% to 14.3%

Sep 24, 2011#39

checkeredhat

Biannoshufu said:
is that accounting for the per capita difference?

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/mor_obe_percap-mortality-obesity-per-capita
Deaths caused by Obesity per capita:

# 5

United States: 10.1071 deaths per 1 million peo
# 6

Bahamas, The: 9.94069 deaths per 1 million peo
# 7

Germany: 7.93391 deaths per 1 million peo
# 8

Spain: 7.83322 deaths per 1 million peo
# 9

Mexico: 7.59866 deaths per 1 million peo
# 10

Malta: 7.52759 deaths per 1 million peo
# 11

Estonia: 7.50188 deaths per 1 million peo
# 12

Israel: 6.85041 deaths per 1 million peo
# 13

Puerto Rico: 5.88085 deaths per 1 million peo
# 14

Australia: 5.72424 deaths per 1 million peo
# 15

Canada: 5.70035 deaths per 1 million peo

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
Obesity rate by percentage:

# 1

United States: 30.6%

# 2

Mexico: 24.2%
# 3

United Kingdom: 23%
# 4

Slovakia: 22.4%
# 5

Greece: 21.9%
# 6

Australia: 21.7%
# 7

New Zealand: 20.9%
# 8

Hungary: 18.8%
# 9

Luxembourg: 18.4%
# 10

Czech Republic: 14.8%
# 11

Canada: 14.3%

data is a bit old though, from 2003 and 2004

Sep 24, 2011#40

Frankie Williamson

I'm gonna blame corn.

Sep 24, 2011#41

fade

I'm gonna blame eating a bunch of food and not exercising.

Sep 24, 2011#42

Frankie Williamson

I think it goes deeper than that.

Sep 24, 2011#43

Krisken

Frankie Williamson said:
I think it goes deeper than that.

Um...

Sep 24, 2011#44

checkeredhat

I'm really curious where you're going with this.

Sep 24, 2011#45

Frankie Williamson

I was looking up some shit, but forget it, it's all over-eating.

Wow, did your McDonald's supersize really come in 7 oz fries and 44 oz sodas? That's some madness sized shit.

Sep 25, 2011#46

Krisken

Frankie Williamson said:
I was looking up some shit, but forget it, it's all over-eating.

Wow, did your McDonald's supersize really come in 7 oz fries and 44 oz sodas? That's some madness sized shit.

It isn't called 'Slightlyincrease" size.

Sep 25, 2011#47

Frankie Williamson

Nah, it's just funny. In Canada, always, when we supersized something we got large fries and a large drink (5 oz and 32 oz) which was a fucking massive amount of fast food to eat at one time.

Sep 25, 2011#48

checkeredhat

I've heard that the serving sizes in American McDonalds are bigger than here, which is amazing because they're already pretty big.
I can't actually picture what 7oz of fries would look like (METRIC DAMMIT. LEARN IT, AMERICANS) I can picture 44 fluid oz cause I know that a forty is called a forty because its 40oz, and that a venti coffee at Starbucks is called that because its 20oz. I also seem to remember being told that a human bladder can only comfortably hold something like 28oz at a time, so 44 oz.... thats a bit much.

Sep 25, 2011#49

Frankie Williamson

44 oz is large theater sized drink which I never see anyone ever buy. It's fucking bird bath big.

Sep 25, 2011#50

Krisken

Give me the 72 oz mega cup, damn it. I want to have to piss 45 minutes into the movie.

Sep 25, 2011#51

checkeredhat

Frankie Williamson said:
44 oz is large theater sized drink which I never see anyone ever buy. It's fucking bird bath big.

I've seen people buy it. Entire families, who stick 4-5 straws in it and share it.

Sep 25, 2011#52

PatrThom

checkeredhat said:
I can't actually picture what 7oz of fries would look like (METRIC DAMMIT. LEARN IT, AMERICANS)

That's almost half a pound of fries, so imagine frying up about 1/5kg of potatoes and burying them in salt.

--Patrick

Sep 25, 2011#53

DarkAudit

This is a "small" order of fries from the Original Hot Dog Shop in Pittsburgh:

Sep 25, 2011#54

Bones

jesus, whats the medium and large look like?

is it scary that i can comfortably eat a extra large hamburger, xl fries, a large order of "chicken" nuggets, and a 44 oz drink?

Sep 25, 2011#55

fade

I confess, I usually supersize at McDonalds. BUT, and here's the big butt, Simone: I go to McDonalds maybe, MAYBE once a month. I have the presence of mind to admit to myself that that stuff is bad for me, even though it's tasty.

Sep 25, 2011#56

Bones

i don't disagree, i get all kinds of "that shit will kill ya" when i go to work or school with it in hand. I try to eat less of it when its my main source of dindin, and eat things that are not terrible for you. whats really killed as of late is a white castle just opened just over a mile from my house.

Sep 25, 2011#57

Jay

fade said:
I confess, I usually supersize at McDonalds. BUT, and here's the big butt, Simone: I go to McDonalds maybe, MAYBE once a month. I have the presence of mind to admit to myself that that stuff is bad for me, even though it's tasty.

I haven't gone to McDonalds since 1998.

Sep 25, 2011#58

Ravenpoe

Jay said:
I haven't gone to McDonalds since 1998.

That's just because of that night you got drunk and tried to rape ronald mcdonald. The restraining order is still in effect.

Sep 25, 2011#59

checkeredhat

After the extreme derailing I caused here, I was seriously craving poutine. I got some today at the Toronto Zoo, at "Coyote Jack's". Not bad. Small portions though, so a bit of a rip off, as to be expected from the zoo. Still not great, but good. It will suffice.

Sep 25, 2011#60

Jay

Come ton Montreal. I owe you one after that awesome drawing you're doing.

Sep 26, 2011#61

checkeredhat

Oh man, its true. Montreal poutine is the best. My very first poutine was in Montreal (and my second, and my third), and every poutine since then has just been an effort to find that magic again. One place in Ottawa came damn close.
I would love to go to Montreal again some day. I was 12 or 13 last time I went, so I missed out on a lot of the best stuff. I want to go the Montreal Comedy Festival at some point in my life, and ever since I first heard of it, I've wanted to visit Jardin de Tiki.

Sep 26, 2011#62

Jay

Jardin Tiki? The Chinese buffet?

Indeed the Comedy Festival is awesome. I do have to agree we are blessed every July for 2 weeks with so many comedians in town for the festival.

Sep 26, 2011#63

Gusto

At my high school cafeteria, you could order small medium large and team fries.

Team fries were just a cafeteria tray piled 8 inches high with fries.

Sep 26, 2011#64

checkeredhat

Jay said:
Jardin Tiki? The Chinese buffet?

Indeed the Comedy Festival is awesome. I do have to agree we are blessed every July for 2 weeks with so many comedians in town for the festival.

A Tiki Bar. Unless they are ALSO a Chinese Buffet...

Sep 26, 2011#65

Jay

http://www.tikifish.com/jardintiki.html

???

It's a mediocre all you can eat serve yourself buffet...

if you want that kind of food i can direct you to heavenly places

Sep 26, 2011#66

checkeredhat

Jay said:
http://www.tikifish.com/jardintiki.html

???

It's a mediocre all you can eat serve yourself buffet...

if you want that kind of food i can direct you to heavenly places

Really? That's disappointing. I heard they served amazing Tiki drinks., that's all I had heard about it.

Sep 26, 2011#67

Jay

Wouldn't know really but don't let me ruin your dreams.

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