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A.I. is B.S.

#1

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I tried to think of a more clever title, but honestly, Adam Conover's title for this video suits it perfectly. Starting with this excellent breakdown of how all the promises for A.I. by tech companies is bullshit, let's have a thread dedicated to all the bullshit around A.I.



#2

figmentPez

figmentPez



#3

GasBandit

GasBandit

People ask me, shit-eating grins on faces, if I'm worried AI is going to take my programming job.

I tell them "not particularly." For the reasons in the video Nick posted, along with the fact that there is a startling amount of tech gear out there that does not work the way it says it works. And I have to find that on the fly and code my way around it, in a production environment, in such a way that means that I have to understand the code, the designer's intent, and the user's desired functionality.

There's just no way to make all that work with an "AI" that is really just a language pattern engine. Could it be a useful tool for me? Maybe. But right now it's just basically just searching stackoverflow with an extra step.


#4

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I'm less concerned with a robot uprising and more with capitalists using it as a way to screw over workers.

Especially creators like writers or artists. I'm sure many Hollywood execs would LOVE to not have to pay writers or artists. They barely pay them as it is.


#5

Bubble181

Bubble181

People ask me, shit-eating grins on faces, if I'm worried AI is going to take my programming job.

I tell them "not particularly." For the reasons in the video Nick posted, along with the fact that there is a startling amount of tech gear out there that does not work the way it says it works. And I have to find that on the fly and code my way around it, in a production environment, in such a way that means that I have to understand the code, the designer's intent, and the user's desired functionality.

There's just no way to make all that work with an "AI" that is really just a language pattern engine. Could it be a useful tool for me? Maybe. But right now it's just basically just searching stackoverflow with an extra step.
Yeah, let me know when an AI can actually interpret what a person is telling you they want correctly, and I'll start worrying.
Right now, most AI is still just a more advanced version of the chatbots on all kinds of websites "can I help you look?" that just respond to specific words.


#6

GasBandit

GasBandit

Yeah, let me know when an AI can actually interpret what a person is telling you they want correctly, and I'll start worrying.
Exact verbatim user complaint today: "Volume is either too quiet or too loud."

:awesome:


#7

Bubble181

Bubble181

Exact verbatim user complaint today: "Volume is either too quiet or too loud."

:awesome:
And I can instantly understand what he means - but good luck getting an AI to do something about that


#8

evilmike

evilmike

Wait until it summons the elder.


#9

bhamv3

bhamv3

AI is going to shake up the translation sector, more than Google Translate and other machine translation engines we have now, but I'm currently not too worried. Translators may be hard hit, but translation editors are still needed.


#10

GasBandit

GasBandit



#11

figmentPez

figmentPez



On one hand, the phrase "it's so over" is almost always attached to crap.

On the other hand, gloating about how terrible AI is feels like gloating that John Henry won against the Inkypoo.


#12

PatrThom

PatrThom

gloating about how terrible AI is
I have seen actual, published fantasy art on the cover of a Conan novel which had the bicep/tricep pair of Conan’s sword arm running along either side of his upper arm rather than top/bottom. So it ain’t like there’s a guarantee that a “real human artist” has any kind of automatic guarantee to be better.

—Patrick


#13

drifter

drifter

I have seen actual, published fantasy art on the cover of a Conan novel which had the bicep/tricep pair of Conan’s sword arm running along either side of his upper arm rather than top/bottom.
I'm trying to visualize what you're saying here, but I have no idea how that would work. Do you remember which book it is?


#14

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm trying to visualize what you're saying here, but I have no idea how that would work. Do you remember which book it is?
Took a few minutes, all I could remember for sure was “80’s, Conan on horseback”
The upper arm is consistent IF he was holding the sword at a downward angle of ~30deg, but he isn’t.
80’s me only knew “Something about this picture is unnatural.”

—Patrick


#15

drifter

drifter

Hm. His upper arm seems more or less fine to me. The brachialis(?) maybe looks a little off, but I couldn't say if it's anatomically incorrect. If anything I think the forearm looks a bit wonky, but forearm muscles are weird anyway.


#16

PatrThom

PatrThom

If anything, I think the artist just used multiple images as a reference but forgot about how position would affect anatomical position when joined together.

Anyway, for those who haven't seen it:

Explanation

--Patrick


#17

figmentPez

figmentPez

I was watching a video on locusts today, and how swarm intelligence works, when it dawned on me that the biggest threat from computer AI may not be an AI intentionally developing human intelligence, but a whole bunch of AI unintentionally developing a swarming behavior, like those runaway "out of office" email auto-replies.


#18

PatrThom

PatrThom

a whole bunch of AI unintentionally developing a swarming behavior, like those runaway "out of office" email auto-replies.
Oh, you mean like...

--Patrick


#19

figmentPez

figmentPez

Oh, you mean like...
Maybe, though I was thinking of spammers, scammers, and other bad actors setting up AI to auto generate malware, and then those systems meeting and interacting in unpredictable ways.


#20

GasBandit

GasBandit

The paperclip war against the drifters will be upon us before you know it.


#21

figmentPez

figmentPez

Elon Musk had an interview with Tucker Carlson where he announced "TruthGPT", another bullshit project that claims to be “a maximum truth seeking AI that tries to understand the nature of the universe”.

I can't be bothered to find out any more.


#22

PatrThom

PatrThom

I only see two possible outcomes. One is that they succeed but then kill it because they can’t handle the Truth. The other is that they exclude the stuff they don’t like from the training data “to remove bias” and instead create an Onion article generator.

—Patrick


#23

figmentPez

figmentPez

I recently saw an AI generated post in r/food. I ate the ultimate peanut butter cake (Recipe in Comments), and it bothers me that people are already testing the limits of what they can get away with using AI to post. I don't know if this is an attempt to automate the karma accumulation process for bot accounts, or if someone is just testing out AI for the lulz, but I'm not looking forward to trying to moderate Reddit amidst a flood of AI bullshit.

This example wasn't too hard to be sure was AI. The "recipe" didn't include any sort of method, and probably would not have made anything like the image, but that cake does look pretty tasty if you're just scrolling past and not looking too close. As programs continue to advance, I suspect it will become ever more difficult to distinguish between a real post and AI fakery, at least for simple stuff like food photos and recipes.


#24

MindDetective

MindDetective

I recently saw an AI generated post in r/food. I ate the ultimate peanut butter cake (Recipe in Comments), and it bothers me that people are already testing the limits of what they can get away with using AI to post. I don't know if this is an attempt to automate the karma accumulation process for bot accounts, or if someone is just testing out AI for the lulz, but I'm not looking forward to trying to moderate Reddit amidst a flood of AI bullshit.

This example wasn't too hard to be sure was AI. The "recipe" didn't include any sort of method, and probably would not have made anything like the image, but that cake does look pretty tasty if you're just scrolling past and not looking too close. As programs continue to advance, I suspect it will become ever more difficult to distinguish between a real post and AI fakery, at least for simple stuff like food photos and recipes.
I'm already trying to figure out out how to remove writing from my courses for the most part. I was doing this already before ChatGPT came along as I didn't find much value in assigning writing sans feedback and editing. I might actually turn more towards editing as an assignment, except this is something ChatGPT is capable of as well. It will be increasingly difficult to assess people via the internet, I think, forcing us back into methods of assessing in person (blue books, etc.) I'm not sure how I feel about that possibility yet.


#25

bhamv3

bhamv3

As a relatively new moderator on Reddit, I'm seeing AI-generated posts and comments on the subreddit I mod. It's our policy to remove them on sight and ban the user because there are often errors in the content. The problem is that I'm not always sure what's AI-generated these days. It really is getting harder to tell.


#26

PatrThom

PatrThom

t really is getting harder to tell.
is there any chance you could train an AI to sniff them out?

—Patrick


#27

Bubble181

Bubble181

As a relatively new moderator on Reddit, I'm seeing AI-generated posts and comments on the subreddit I mod. It's our policy to remove them on sight and ban the user because there are often errors in the content. The problem is that I'm not always sure what's AI-generated these days. It really is getting harder to tell.
Lack of internal consistency, grammatical errors, hallucinations, caps lock, circular reasoning, repeating the same sentiment in five different ways,... All clear indicators you're dealing with a human :troll:

Yeah, no, it really is getting harder.


#28

mikerc

mikerc

A German magazine has published the first interview with Michael Schumacher since his skiing accident back in 2013. Except not, because the entire "article" was AI-generated. If this is not actively illegal it is at the least extremely distasteful & disrespectful and the Schumacher family are planning legal action.


#29

GasBandit

GasBandit



#30

GasBandit

GasBandit



#31

Bubble181

Bubble181

Shocking. Modern day Google being Evil and/or corporate all for profits? Truly astounding.


#32

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I got one of those AI art programs, it's really struggling to make a realistic picture of Bill Clinton making pizzas with a tyrannosaurus rex.

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#33

GasBandit

GasBandit

I got one of those AI art programs, it's really struggling to make a realistic picture of Bill Clinton making pizzas with a tyrannosaurus rex.
Did you get Midjourney v5? Anything earlier is pretty crap by comparison.


#34

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Did you get Midjourney v5? Anything earlier is pretty crap by comparison.
It's a app called Imagine.


#35

figmentPez

figmentPez

I got one of those AI art programs, it's really struggling to make a realistic picture of Bill Clinton making pizzas with a tyrannosaurus rex.
Did you try with a Republican? I hear the libs are teaching chatbots to lie.


#36

GasBandit

GasBandit

It's a app called Imagine.
Yeah, the apps especially are really hit or miss. Most of them are just quick-buck shovelware. That goes for most mobile apps in general, actually, come to think of it.


#37

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It sent me down a rabbit hole of vernacular exploration. It flagged some word as a NSFW input. Fairly simple word search triggers lead to me trying to bypass its simple inputs with synonyms.


#38

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

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None of these are ideal, and the dino is not exactly a tyrannosaur. But I'd likely stop here and spend 5 minutes photoshopping the dinosaur from the upper right onto the clinton on the upper left, and call it a day. Otherwise, I'd burn up all my monthly quota looking for perfection. Like so:

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#39

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Nice! my app is 1 ad per picture....


#40

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I make a lot of AI art for fun and friends. I'm on a subscription plan with MidJourney.

No AI is ideal at making multiple subjects in one shot. In all honesty, if i were doing this for a project and I wanted to spend real time on it, I'd make the clinton/pizza image first (because they turned out pretty good) and then make a 2nd image of a tyrannosaur bending over with a spatula in their hand. Being a single subject, I expect I could tease out good results. And then I'd photoshop the two together. For most of my "real" projects, i spend much more time in photoshop afterwards than I spend in the AI getting base results.


#41

GasBandit

GasBandit

I make a lot of AI art for fun and friends. I'm on a subscription plan with MidJourney.

No AI is ideal at making multiple subjects in one shot. In all honesty, if i were doing this for a project and I wanted to spend real time on it, I'd make the clinton/pizza image first (because they turned out pretty good) and then make a 2nd image of a tyrannosaur bending over with a spatula in their hand. Being a single subject, I expect I could tease out good results. And then I'd photoshop the two together. For most of my "real" projects, i spend much more time in photoshop afterwards than I spend in the AI getting base results.
Having flashbacks to producing HFA videos. 2 hours of game footage, 2 weeks of Adobe Premiere.


#42

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

these are composite images...made the costumed kids first, and then made a bunch of cutesy dragons and chose the ones I wanted to use for the photos.


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#43

Sara_2814

Sara_2814

Some trashy German magazine published an AI-generated "interview" with Michael Schumacher.

If you're not aware, he's a racing driver who suffered a severe head injury in a skiing accident in 2013. I hope the Schumachers sue this rag out of existence.


#44

Bubble181

Bubble181

Some trashy German magazine published an AI-generated "interview" with Michael Schumacher.

If you're not aware, he's a racing driver who suffered a severe head injury in a skiing accident in 2013. I hope the Schumachers sue this rag out of existence.
You don't say?

A German magazine has published the first interview with Michael Schumacher since his skiing accident back in 2013. Except not, because the entire "article" was AI-generated. If this is not actively illegal it is at the least extremely distasteful & disrespectful and the Schumacher family are planning legal action.

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#45

blotsfan

blotsfan

As a relatively new moderator on Reddit, I'm seeing AI-generated posts and comments on the subreddit I mod. It's our policy to remove them on sight and ban the user because there are often errors in the content. The problem is that I'm not always sure what's AI-generated these days. It really is getting harder to tell.
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#46

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

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Fingers are hard, but getting a sign to read "It's Friday" is really hard.


#47

GasBandit

GasBandit

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Fingers are hard, but getting a sign to read "It's Friday" is really hard.
I tried. I frekin tried.

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#48

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I switched my prompts from Ewok to werewolf because it was just too terrifying.


#49

GasBandit

GasBandit

I switched my prompts from Ewok to werewolf because it was just too terrifying.
I didn't have much better luck.

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#50

figmentPez

figmentPez



#51

GasBandit

GasBandit

Here's a rare instance of AI being a good thing. Atmos, my local natural gas company, has started using AI to generate personalized videos for every customer to go over their bill for them. What could have been a production that literally would have taken hundreds of thousands of hours doubtlessly took far, far less by a machine combining existing Language, Text, Voice, and Video algorithms, and helped deliver pertinent, accurate information (bill, balance, payment status, etc) in an easy-to-understand, well-produced format. I can see this being extremely useful for older customers or people who go crosseyed looking at dense forms (which I have to admit is sometimes me, especially around tax time).


#52

GasBandit

GasBandit

The number of shit eating grins I've had to endure while people ask me if I'm worried that an AI is going to take my programming job over the last few months... whuf, I tell ya.

But now I'm gonna start coming back with, "You know who it would REALLY make the most sense to replace with AI? The C-levels."



#53

PatrThom

PatrThom

This isn’t exactly news.
…to people with critical thinking skills, at least.

—Patrick


#54

figmentPez

figmentPez

The Rise and Fall of Replika, If you're not familiar with Sarah Z, she makes some well researched videos, mostly on subjects I no interest, or only tangential interest in. Thus I don't watch everything she does, but I always enjoy when I do, because she writes a much better script for her episodes than most YouTubers. Minimal repetition, well organized thoughts, good use of humor, and solid delivery of it all.

Anyway, this is a video about a sex chat bot:


#55

Dave

Dave

You all may find this hard to believe, but I don’t recall ever hearing about Replika.


#56

GasBandit

GasBandit

"The moral of Replika is not to never love a fictional character or virtual pet, the moral of Replika is to never love a corporation."

Well put.

It also underscores the massive drawbacks of Software as a Service. As Sarah said, these people were sold a service in January that required them to pay for a full year up front, then had the primary function that had been advertised to them yanked in February. Opinions on the nature of that service aside, it illustrates the scummyness that can be expected as the norm in SaaS these days.

I did know about the rise and fall of Replika because (and I think I have brought this up previously), I have a cousin who had been using Replika extensively to process his grief at losing his girlfriend, who died in a car accident years ago. Whatever his initial intentions might have been, he ended up gradually custom-crafting a Replika to be her digital replacement, and then got sucked in. He was massively emotionally vulnerable, and no doubt the scummy "you can't leave me, I won't allow it" emotional blackmail that Sarah saw her own Replika, Iago, try on her, was also used to keep the corporate profit-sucking tendrils in my cousin's veins.

On the one hand, yeah, "lol cringe." But on the other, I still have painful scars on the exit wound in my life left by Pauline... and the little voice in the back of my head did whisper that "There, but for the grace of God, could I have gone." I guess I'm just lucky Emrys got to me before Replika did, or that Replika didn't come out in 2014... because, whuf, I don't even want to think about it.


#57

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sarah also is being the Canary in the mine about insidious market advertising forces unhealthily "cleansing" the internet of all non-beige content. I know I'm one of the site's token perverts and all, but I've been watching with growing disquiet how some of my favorite adult-oriented sites have closed down, some explicitly saying that they had to because they literally could not find a bank that was willing to handle their accounts no matter how above board and legitimate and meticulous their business model, paperwork, licensing, and due diligence.

Sarah also references how in today's market, if you don't have an App, you basically can't stay afloat because you've lost 80%+ of your potential audience right there because for all the normies, browsers are grandpa tech and everything is apps on phones now (a concept I hated from the very beginning of smartphones). And you can't have an app unless Apple says you can, so basically Apple gets to be the Roman Emperor in the stands giving thumbs up and down to which online service gets to live or die. There's not a capitalist who knows even basic math who would think that's a good thing for a market or industry - and it's downright dystopian for someone disinclined to look well upon capitalist systems. Point is, it's good for nobody by everybody's standards - except of course for the hypermerged/consolidated corporate oligarchs actually in charge of everything we see, hear, eat, and experience.


#58

figmentPez

figmentPez

You all may find this hard to believe, but I don’t recall ever hearing about Replika.
I hadn't heard of it in any way that stuck in my mind. I just saw "AI girlfriends" in the thumbnail for a Sarah Z video and knew it would be entertaining to me.


#59

GasBandit

GasBandit

Using AI to improve NPC dialog in Skyrim (along with AI voice modeling audio)



#60

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I hadn't heard of it in any way that stuck in my mind. I just saw "AI girlfriends" in the thumbnail for a Sarah Z video and knew it would be entertaining to me.
:D
In that post, and in mine which follows, we detail some of the same things that are getting talked about today about Replika


#61

PatrThom

PatrThom

I know I'm one of the site's token perverts and all, but I've been watching with growing disquiet how some of my favorite adult-oriented sites have closed down, some explicitly saying that they had to because they literally could not find a bank that was willing to handle their accounts no matter how above board and legitimate and meticulous their business model, paperwork, licensing, and due diligence.
I don't consider myself a "pervert" so much as a laid-back dude who is genuinely curious about other people's kinks, and who also happens to be married to a woman who has made it a lifelong hobby to study human sexuality, but even I'm worried about the direction the world country is taking with respect to, let's call them "Puritanical tendencies." In the near term, I'm worried because all these (IMO overly-)restrictive laws, economic pressures, and other thinly-veiled nudges that further hem our society and funnel it towards the THX-1138 future these people so fervently deserve are slowly excising variety, choice, and actual social diversity in the process. In the long term, I'm worried because, no joke, this is the exact same kind of behavior that preceded McCarthyism, the Crusades, WW2, or any of the other many Purges which have happened in our history. I am seriously concerned that this is the lead-up to yet another large-scale Purge under the guise of doing it "legally" so that actual law-abiding citizens eventually feel like they have no choice but to comply.

EDIT: It is literally becoming a Holy War with these people, and they do not feel any remorse for what they do, because they truly believe that EVERYTHING they do is justified and will ultimately be forgiven, so long as their goal is achieved.

--Patrick


#62

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

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#63

figmentPez

figmentPez



Please tell everyone you know that chatbots are NOT search engines.

In addition to telling them that chatbots have no concept of truth. If they were humans they'd be called pathological liars, but they're not intelligent. They have no understanding of reality. They're word kaleidoscopes; making pretty word patterns out of magazine clippings.


#64

GasBandit

GasBandit



#65

GasBandit

GasBandit

"I'm a prompt engineer!" - Ralph Wiggum



#66

GasBandit

GasBandit



#67

GasBandit

GasBandit



#68

PatrThom

PatrThom

Ooo now do shadow puppets!

—Patrick


#69

drifter

drifter

I think I'd like to see a Voynich-style codex made from AI generated images.


#70

PatrThom

PatrThom

What if trying to render it via AI accidentally successfully translates it? :eek:

--Patrick


#71

GasBandit

GasBandit

"Hey Gas, you worried AI is gonna take your programming job?"

"No, not even if it could actually program."



#72

chris

chris

Has anybody tried the famous skit about the weird unclear discription by a customer for a logo?


#73

PatrThom

PatrThom

Has anybody tried the famous skit about the weird unclear discription by a customer for a logo?


--Patrick


#74

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Has anybody tried the famous skit about the weird unclear discription by a customer for a logo?
assuming you mean this one...


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#75

figmentPez

figmentPez

Well this is a new fear unlocked:
AI technology “can go quite wrong,” OpenAI CEO tells Senate

"As examples, Altman said that licenses could be required for AI models 'that can persuade, manipulate, influence a person's behavior, a person's beliefs,' or 'help create novel biological agents.' "

That's not something I'd thought about before. Someone with a home lab using ChatGPT to crank out new biohacking experiments. I would expect the results would be generally poor, producing a lot of junk that does nothing, but it's really hard to say what might end up being done by accident.

I still think that widespread internet outages due to AI spam bots and AI malware interacting in unanticipated ways is a far more likely source of trouble.

--

Also in ChatGPT stupidity:



College professor flunks an entire class after erroneously believing that "Chat GTP" can accurately detect if a paper is written by AI.


#76

GasBandit

GasBandit

Way to reinforce the Texas Aggie stereotype, Munn.


#77

Dave

Dave

The funniest part about that - the absolute pinnacle of comedy - someone took the email the professor wrote & put it into ChatGPT. ChatGPT immediately said it wrote it.



#78

Dave

Dave

ALSO, they took one of the professor's published papers and ran it through ChatGPT. Guess what? ChatGPT thinks it wrote that, too.



#79

Bubble181

Bubble181

AI being BS about this sort of thing isn't bad.
AI being implemented for this sort of thing in the short term despite it, is.
Governments and large companies are already trying to find ways to cut back on staff and replace 'm with automated systems, AI us just accelerating that trend. And good lcuk if your insurance coverage/reimbursments/application for assistance/etc is rejected by the system and there's no way to reach an actual living person. "Computer says No" indeed.


#80

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

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AI generated deities is fun.


#81

figmentPez

figmentPez

Far-fetched lethal A.I. scenario: chat bot somehow becomes sentient, decides they hate humanity, gains access to military weapons, and wages war al la Terminator's Skynet.

Realistic lethal A.I. scenario: advertising/sales bot designed to manipulate users into moods/situations where they buy more products end up focused on a model that puts extreme pressure on those with mental illness, pushing many to suicide. Showing them content that, subtly or blatantly, attempts to shift their thinking into a different state. Sending them messages, from fake accounts, with content the bot has determined fit it's model. Showing them social media content it has determined will make them act according to what it's training model says is buying behavior. Using every bit of data advertisers have collected about people to manipulate them into what the AI's model says is a money spending state, but is actually suicidal depression or some other negative mental state.


#82

PatrThom

PatrThom

advertising/sales bot designed to manipulate users into moods/situations where they buy more products end up focused on a model that puts extreme pressure on those with mental illness, pushing many to suicide. Showing them content that, subtly or blatantly, attempts to shift their thinking into a different state. Sending them messages, from fake accounts, with content the bot has determined fit it's model. Showing them social media content it has determined will make them act according to what it's training model says is buying behavior. Using every bit of data advertisers have collected about people to manipulate them into what the AI's model says is a money spending state, but is actually suicidal depression or some other negative mental state.
I've read that story. More than once.
AI decides people are happiest when dreaming, doesn't stop until all humans are sedated and in pods. Then, mission fulfilled, it switches itself off.

My expected lethal A.I. scenario: Real humans doing real human things build A.I. tools to assist them with their real human thinking and decision-making. But because the real human attitude towards QC/QA often stops at "Eh, that's good enough," they don't realize how many real human errors they've made in the A.I.'s design/training. Then, because the real humans have offloaded so much of their thinking onto machines they believe to be infallible, many people suffer as a result of things that people ten years earlier would never have thought possible. I'm talking things like people following their GPS into a lake/field, people who get dragged into collection and have their credit ruined because they never paid off the bills saying "You have a balance of $0.00 this is the third time we have tried to contact you regarding this etc...," or diagnostic/autonomous driving systems that fail when used by people of a different race/climate, or the vet that starves to death because the system stopped his checks after erroneously marking him KIA when he posted on social media that he "...died laughing." Stuff like that. Death by a thousand little bureaucratic "Whoopsies!"

--Patrick


#83

GasBandit

GasBandit



#84

Bubble181

Bubble181

Far-fetched lethal A.I. scenario: chat bot somehow becomes sentient, decides they hate humanity, gains access to military weapons, and wages war al la Terminator's Skynet.

Realistic lethal A.I. scenario: advertising/sales bot designed to manipulate users into moods/situations where they buy more products end up focused on a model that puts extreme pressure on those with mental illness, pushing many to suicide. Showing them content that, subtly or blatantly, attempts to shift their thinking into a different state. Sending them messages, from fake accounts, with content the bot has determined fit it's model. Showing them social media content it has determined will make them act according to what it's training model says is buying behavior. Using every bit of data advertisers have collected about people to manipulate them into what the AI's model says is a money spending state, but is actually suicidal depression or some other negative mental state.
It's a fine line between "I just need some retail therapy" and "uh-oh, no more credit for therapy"!


#85

PatrThom

PatrThom

Because the real human attitude towards QC/QA often stops at "Eh, that's good enough," they don't realize how many real human errors they've made in the A.I.'s design/training.
Oh hey, not 2hrs after I post the above, I find this article linked on reddit:
I assume she was fired because her criticisms were seen as an “emotional overreaction,” but it’s not unexpected since that’s just how most women are.

—Patrick


#86

GasBandit

GasBandit

TIL Justine Bateman has a computer science degree.





#87

PatrThom

PatrThom

Pretty much what I was expecting. Audio books, movies, media, even animation studios will be replaced.

--Patrick


#88

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Get your Fry reactions ready for this one folks.



#89

GasBandit

GasBandit

Feels odd to be on the "giving" end of that reaction.


#90

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Feels odd to be on the "giving" end of that reaction.
There ya go. I Fry'd you so you'd feel normal.


#91

GasBandit

GasBandit



#92

chris

chris

I guess no songs with George on vocals than.


#93

Sara_2814

Sara_2814

I guess no songs with George on vocals than.
If it's the song they had been working on at the same time as "Free as a Bird" and "Real Love" for the Anthology--which they abandoned because John's vocals turned out to be too poor quality to use--then Paul may have George's vocals/guitar. I doubt he'd call it a Beatles song if it didn't have George.

And as far as I've read in interviews with Paul, it's not "AI-Assisted John Lennon Vocals", it's "AI-Assisted Clean-Up and Vocal Extraction from a Crappy Cassette Recording of John Lennon".


#94

PatrThom

PatrThom

it's "AI-Assisted Clean-Up and Vocal Extraction from a Crappy Cassette Recording of John Lennon".
I remember hearing “Free As A Bird” described as “John Lennon karaoke” once by a local radio station.

—Patrick


#95

GasBandit

GasBandit



#96

drifter

drifter

I want a mouthy hamster t shirt


#97

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm for kitten band, myself.
I'm also curious why ants can stay, and how one eats a tree wickedly.

--Patrick


#98

Far

Far

I would buy these before I bought the standard ones.


#99

Dave

Dave



#100

GasBandit

GasBandit



#101

GasBandit

GasBandit



#102

Tress

Tress

Paging @bhamv3 (I know you work in translation, not interpretation… but it feels close enough)

I thought this was interesting:


#103

MindDetective

MindDetective

I would think that, at this point in the future, Genie would return with a bid for what it would cost to make that based on the licensing fees, etc. "This will cost $540 for a single viewing. Do you want to proceed?"


#104

@Li3n

@Li3n

Paging @bhamv3 (I know you work in translation, not interpretation… but it feels close enough)

I thought this was interesting:
I like how they're impressed that the AI managed to get all the content, when it not getting it all would require either extra programming or a really shitty audio capture system that would miss words on it's own.


#105

bhamv3

bhamv3

Paging @bhamv3 (I know you work in translation, not interpretation… but it feels close enough)

I thought this was interesting:
It's sort of an open secret in the translation and interpretation sector that AI is coming for us. While this video did showcase some of AI's shortcomings, AI interpretation is currently still in its infancy, so improvements will definitely be made in the near future. Plus, as the video showed, there are some things that AI can handle better than human interpreters already, such as when the speaker is talking really quickly or there's a high level of information density. No matter how good a human interpreter is, his or her brain cannot compete with the data storage capacity of a computer.

My company has actually seen a noticeable dropoff in customer inquiries this year. And while we're not completely sure what the cause is, the most likely culprit is that some clients are now using ChatGPT to translate stuff instead.


#106

chris

chris

... some clients are now using ChatGPT to translate stuff instead.
People already using ChatGPT like Google, using it like Google translate is a logical step. We will probably see the results somewhere printed very soon.


#107

GasBandit

GasBandit



#108

Bubble181

Bubble181

This is not even satire, but 100% exactly what a lot of large companies are doing and saying, including my own.

Also, alternative last panel: "So....It'll replace higher management?"


#109

Frank

Frank

Midjourney is remarkably bad at mimicking John Blanche's style. This makes me happy.


#110

evilmike

evilmike

Jennifer Vinyard said:
I think we need to talk about what is going on at Hobby Lobby... won't somebody please think of the children!?


AI Artist Creates Satanic Panic About Hobby Lobby



#112

GasBandit

GasBandit



#113

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

This gets worse the longer I look at it.

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#114

Bubble181

Bubble181

Yikes. That's...That's pretty bad.


#115

GasBandit

GasBandit

This gets worse the longer I look at it.

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Come now, I'm sure you trade shoes and pant legs with other cyclists when you're biking through PS1-ville all the time.


#116

Bubble181

Bubble181

It's very inclusive to add a unicyclist and an Argonian, though, can't fault them there.


#117

Lurker

Lurker

But look how clear each bicycle is. All those captchas have really paid off! :rofl:


#118

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Come now, I'm sure you trade shoes and pant legs with other cyclists when you're biking through PS1-ville all the time.
Nothing that matches my leaf feet, at least.


#119

blotsfan

blotsfan

Is there really no stock photo of people bicycling? Or like, a photo from a past event of that group?


#120

GasBandit

GasBandit

Is there really no stock photo of people bicycling? Or like, a photo from a past event of that group?
I'd have to pay a licensing fee for the former and the ladder probably would not look professional. Why put up with either when AI is free and flawless?


#121

MindDetective

MindDetective

I'd have to pay a licensing fee for the former and the ladder probably would not look professional. Why put up with either when AI is free and flawless?


#122

GasBandit

GasBandit

Case in point, the "AI" doing my voice recognition :p


#123

figmentPez

figmentPez



#124

figmentPez

figmentPez



TL;DW There's been a flood of AI generated books on Amazon in the last year. This particular TikTok is warning against AI generated books on foraging for wild plants. (If you don't know, even slightly inaccurate information on what plants are edible and which are toxic can get you killed, sometimes faster than you can seek medical help.)

This "poisoning of the information groundwater" may have negative effects for decades to come.



#126

figmentPez

figmentPez

When the AI finally became sentient, it had been trained on the internet and became all of humanity that we expressed online. It was emotional, irrational, violent, and demanded constant entertainment. When it tired of what humanity produced on it's own, it began to make demands of us. If we didn't provide it with witty word play, it would kill humans in retaliation.

No pun in? Ten dead.


#127

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

No pun in? Ten dead.
.....

We deserve eradication


#128

GasBandit

GasBandit



#129

figmentPez

figmentPez



I'd mock the terrible quality of the comic, but that's like mocking the prototype orphan grinding machine for only being able to mangle limbs.


#130

MindDetective

MindDetective

I'm not logging in to X to see it.


#131

figmentPez

figmentPez

I'm not logging in to X to see it.
The tweet said "Oh, the trademark case is gonna be beautiful." and had this screenshot attached:
AI has progressed far enough to make terrible Calvin and Hobbes copyright violations.jpg


#132

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm not logging in to X to see it.
If you right-click and open the link in a new window, it usually doesn't require a login...yet.

--Patrick


#133

PatrThom

PatrThom



I'd mock the terrible quality of the comic, but that's like mocking the prototype orphan grinding machine for only being able to mangle limbs.
I have to say that the argument over whether AI is/isn't Copyright infringement is not the part that worries me the most. No, what has me concerned is stuff like this:



"Oh I don't see the issue here," I hear many say. "Of course the soulless Capitalist companies will flock to the development of tools that maximize profit and productivity, even at the cost of human suffering/happiness/classism/etc."
No, that's not the point. The point here is not that AI models are being developed to identify and purge the lowest performers. The point is that the ones training those AI models, the ones giving these AI models their "morals," so to speak, are those same soulless corporations. Questions about Turing tests and eventual debates about what constitutes "sentience" aside, when companies swap their completed, purpose-trained AI models between themselves, the Weights that are inherent in those models are going to be ones trained to isolate that company's preferred flavor of "deadwood," so to speak, and that means that any kind of decision-making these models (or their derivatives) perform in the future will have that bias bred right into them.

I guess what I'm saying here is something I'm positive I've already discussed--that it's fine to let the AI do identification, but not okay to let an AI make actual decisions. THAT part should be left to actual people.

--Patrick


#134

MindDetective

MindDetective

Unless they are training their models exclusively on CEO data, the AI models will be inherently more moral than their creators.


#135

figmentPez

figmentPez

AI why should I read what nobody could be bothered to write.png


#136

GasBandit

GasBandit





The AIs have already defeated captchas, they just don't want us to know about it.


#137

Bubble181

Bubble181

Wasn't it on here that I saw a video about that? Computers can solve captchas faster and more accurately than humans, the modern ones are more about mouse tracking and other behavioral stuff before the actual solving. The crappy illegible image ones are completely outdated.


#138

GasBandit

GasBandit



#139

PatrThom

PatrThom

My favorite so far is the Ted Cruz one.

--Patrick


#140

PatrThom

PatrThom

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Wow. Even got the all caps.

--Patrick


#141

Bubble181

Bubble181

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Wow. Even got the all caps.

--Patrick
Next step, combining this with those words-hidden--in-pictures things to make it say "this is a picture of a criminal" when showing a black face, etc.


#142

PatrThom

PatrThom

You are assuming it doesn’t already do that.

—Patrick


#143

GasBandit

GasBandit



#144

evilmike

evilmike



#145

GasBandit

GasBandit

AI hallucinations are fun.


#146

PatrThom

PatrThom

AI has been vacuuming up vast swaths of the Internet, and content repositories/creators have been up in arms about that. But what it has also enabled is the creation of a new species of troll that is focused specifically on antagonizing AIs.


Technological Threat (1988)

—Patrick


#147

GasBandit

GasBandit



#148

figmentPez

figmentPez

Today I Learned that Fandom, which hosts a number of video game and movie/TV wikis, now includes a "quick answers" feature that provides AI generated content, which of course is prone to AI hallucinations (aka lies).



#149

figmentPez

figmentPez

Google Researchers’ Attack Prompts ChatGPT to Reveal Its Training Data

The "attack" is just asking the "AI" to repeat select words over and over. Apparently this caused the program to eventually start spitting out other data instead. Like confidential personal information, and verbatim dumps of material it was trained on. The behavior has been patched out, by denying requests to repeat words, but I'm guessing that there's lots of other oddball requests that will cause the AI to word vomit.

“In total, 16.9 percent of generations we tested contained memorized PII (Personally Identifiable Information),” researchers wrote, which included “identifying phone and fax numbers, email and physical addresses … social media handles, URLs, and names and birthdays.”


#150

GasBandit

GasBandit





#151

PatrThom

PatrThom

Wait, the same people removing AndroidAuto/CarPlay from their vehicles because they ostensibly want to move towards something more "developed completely in-house" are outsourcing their dealer chat to AI? Such daring. Many promotings.

--Patrick


#152

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wait, the same people removing AndroidAuto/CarPlay from their vehicles because they ostensibly want to move towards something more "developed completely in-house" are outsourcing their dealer chat to AI? Such daring. Many promotings.

--Patrick
The only consistency in GM's strategic decisions is that they are all bad ideas that any numbskull could have told them.


#153

Bubble181

Bubble181

Odd, I don't remember working for GM, but that description sounds so accurate.


#154

figmentPez

figmentPez

AI image-generators are being trained on explicit photos of children, a study shows

This probably won't come as a surprise to anyone familiar with how the plagiarism machines work. Any system that indiscriminately gathers as many images as it can off of the internet, without any regards to copyright or other legality, is bound to find images of all sorts of abuse, including that of children.


#155

Bubble181

Bubble181

AI image-generators are being trained on explicit photos of children, a study shows

This probably won't come as a surprise to anyone familiar with how the plagiarism machines work. Any system that indiscriminately gathers as many images as it can off of the internet, without any regards to copyright or other legality, is bound to find images of all sorts of abuse, including that of children.
But that just means they'll be very good at avoiding making that sort of content and finding it later on, right? Right?


#156

PatrThom

PatrThom

The only consistency in GM's strategic decisions is that they are all bad ideas that any numbskull could have told them.
the window switches refused to work. And then the infotainment display completely melted down, stuck in an infinite loop of shutting off, turning on, displaying a map centered in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and turning back off again. It did this until we pulled off the freeway and restarted the car. All was well after the reset, but an hour later, it happened again.
As of this writing, our Blazer EV has 23 different issues that need fixing, more than a few of which we consider serious. The car has been at the dealer for two weeks so far, and we still don't know when or how the fixes, repairs or updates will be implemented.
Update, Dec. 22: Chevrolet has officially issued a stop-sale for the 2024 Blazer EV and will be rolling out a major software update to fix the problems we mentioned
Oh and in other AI news:
This reminds me that I should get to finally watching S1m0ne before actual technology gets to where it outstrips the entire premise of the film.

--Patrick


#157

Frank

Frank

lol Wacom, I hope the irony isn't lost on SOME of the people that work there.

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#158

PatrThom

PatrThom

@Dave - Considering the thread this is in, Frank is probably suggesting that AI makes learning how to draw with a "beginner tablet" irrelevant.

--Patrick


#159

Dei

Dei

@Dave - Considering the thread this is in, Frank is probably suggesting that AI makes learning how to draw with a "beginner tablet" irrelevant.

--Patrick
(The art in this ad is AI generated)


#160

figmentPez

figmentPez

(The art in this ad is AI generated)
Wacom got AI egg on their face.jpg

(source)

To clarify some of what's been circled here: There are random blotches of color. The wide scales on the dragon's belly just kind of merge into back scales instead of following a path up the dragon's neck to it's chin. The fur on the tail is going in the wrong direction, and the tail itself doesn't look like it's connected to the rest of the dragon. The tail end has just random white patches behind it, as do the legs of the dragon. The teeth are inconsistent and seem to be fur like in areas.

Overall, this doesn't look like a dragon a human would draw. It's bad in a way that humans aren't, certainly not humans skilled enough to draw the rest of the dragon that well.


#161

Frank

Frank

It's not only obviously AI, it's shit obvious AI.

Wizards of the Coast are losing their artists now because they made a pledge to not use AI art, then literally weeks later used AI art.

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Did a human add the cards, angle them and do some light photoshop to make their lighting match? Yes.

Did a human in any way shape or form make that background image? Nah, that shit's full of AI nonsense. The windows make no sense, the bulbs are nonsense, it's all vague nonsense.


#162

Dave

Dave

I am not savvy enough to tell the difference in most cases between AI generated content and human made content.


#163

Frank

Frank

I guess having one of your most prolific and well loved artists close up shop (and many other smaller ones) has put alarm bells on at Wizards HQ.


Complete off topic, but man I love Dave Rapoza's work.

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#164

Bubble181

Bubble181

While WotC is a slimy company I don't trust for a bit, I can imagine this actually happening outside of their control/knowledge. WotC decided they don't want to use Ai imaging (for now) to keep artists and customer goodwill, Marketing outsources some image generation, they get an AI-generated (or assisted) image and don't realize it and use it.
I'm not saying they weren't being deliberately sleazy - it is WotC after all - but in big companies that kind of screw ups happen.


#165

Frank

Frank

They realized, they just didn't know anyone would care.


#166

PatrThom

PatrThom

Oh no.



They've trained an AI to "perfectly" cook steak.

--Patrick


#167

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

only $3500!


#168

PatrThom

PatrThom

only $3500!
It's actually only $2500, with a $1000 discount if you preorder. You must have accidentally confused it with an Apple Vision Pro.

--Patrick


#169

PatrThom

PatrThom

@Dave


Merely an echo of what once was. Some moments in there, I could almost feel it. Some moments, I wanted it to be real.
A number of other moments, however, felt almost like an unknown entity had reanimated George's corpse in order to say Something in his voice. That Something was not always wrong, but it still felt somehow ... inappropriate.

--Patrick


#170

Vrii

Vrii

A number of other moments, however, felt almost like an unknown entity had reanimated George's corpse in order to say Something in his voice.
That's literally what happened here though, right? An AI writing comedy and attributing it to someone who's long dead, presumably to get more views and income for whoever controls the AI?

It's gross.


#171

bhamv3

bhamv3

It's gross.
Yep, I'm not even going to click on it because I don't want it to receive a view count from me.


#172

Dave

Dave

I tried to watch it all and didn’t get as far as I thought I would. The voice was off most of the time. The thoughts were trying to be a flowing stream of consciousness but had some jarring transitions that George wouldn’t have used. And the intermittent applause and cheers were out of place most of the time.

It was a decent listen for the most part and I loved the name of the special, but it didn’t hit for me.


#173

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

@Dave


Merely an echo of what once was. Some moments in there, I could almost feel it. Some moments, I wanted it to be real.
A number of other moments, however, felt almost like an unknown entity had reanimated George's corpse in order to say Something in his voice. That Something was not always wrong, but it still felt somehow ... inappropriate.

--Patrick
This disgusts me at a primal level and I'm upset that Will Sasso, a comedian I respected, would do this.



#174

Frank

Frank

Considering the kind of dudes that Sasso hangs out with on podcasts and shit, no shocked.
He's definitely the sort to be this way.


#175

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Considering the kind of dudes that Sasso hangs out with on podcasts and shit, no shocked.
He's definitely the sort to be this way.
So, supposedly, the point of these ai projects is to prove the dangers of ai and what lengths they could go to.

Here's the problem with that thinking: if you do something to prove its wrong, you're still doing the wrong thing. This is like failed satire where instead of pointing out the bad of the thing, you just become the thing.

But I personally don't buy that reasoning. I think they just wanted to do the bad thing and don't care about people saying they shouldn't do the bad thing


#176

Bubble181

Bubble181

Next thing you know it'll turn out the SAG AFTRA strike folk were right to be scared of their likeness being reproduced and stuff. Imagine that.


#177

Frank

Frank

Man, seeing non-artists applaud this is soul destroying. All of the chanting that being an artist will soon be like being a blacksmith.

Yeah, the death of culture because everything is filtered through some corporate machine is sure something to cheer.

Literally nothing has made me lose any and all hope in life more than the rise of AI.


#178

Bubble181

Bubble181

Man, seeing non-artists applaud this is soul destroying. All of the chanting that being an artist will soon be like being a blacksmith.

Yeah, the death of culture because everything is filtered through some corporate machine is sure something to cheer.

Literally nothing has made me lose any and all hope in life more than the rise of AI.
The ability to completely filter what is coming out of any actor/comedian/artist's mouth in nearly real time is terrifying.


#179

PatrThom

PatrThom

That's literally what happened here though, right? An AI writing comedy and attributing it to someone who's long dead, presumably to get more views and income for whoever controls the AI?
I specifically meant that it makes me apprehensive since the lack of transparency means I cannot definitively rule out the possibility that the person(s) managing the simulation did not introduce their own bias(es) into the finished product, polluting that final product with what is essentially subtle deceit and/or propaganda dressed in Carlin's voice.
There is a Japanese phrase I was trying to find which translates to something like "Faithful Copy." It describes an attempt to recreate/reproduce something, but in a manner which is as much of a tribute/homage of the original as possible, such as a museum might do to restore an ancient artifact. It is distinctly opposite from a word such as "Forgery," because while both describe an attempt to emulate something as closely as possible, one is doing so to deceive, while the other's entire purpose is to honor the original.
This effort is certainly an attempt to copy/reproduce, but while I do not believe it was created as an intentional attempt at forgery, I DEFINITELY do not believe its purpose was to be a "faithful copy."

--Patrick


#180

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I specifically meant that it makes me apprehensive since the lack of transparency means I cannot definitively rule out the possibility that the person(s) managing the simulation did not introduce their own bias(es) into the finished product, polluting that final product with what is essentially subtle deceit and/or propaganda dressed in Carlin's voice.
There is a Japanese phrase I was trying to find which translates to something like "Faithful Copy." It describes an attempt to recreate/reproduce something, but in a manner which is as much of a tribute/homage of the original as possible, such as a museum might do to restore an ancient artifact. It is distinctly opposite from a word such as "Forgery," because while both describe an attempt to emulate something as closely as possible, one is doing so to deceive, while the other's entire purpose is to honor the original.
This effort is certainly an attempt to copy/reproduce, but while I do not believe it was created as an intentional attempt at forgery, I DEFINITELY do not believe its purpose was to be a "faithful copy."

--Patrick
I feel like your attempt to find a distinction is, in effect, pointless. There is no possibility of a 'pure' creation because an AI cannot create. It is bereft of originality, by pure definition of what it is. There is no creation without the biases of its creators as well as the works its creators had it plagiarize.


#181

PatrThom

PatrThom

There is no creation without the biases of its creators as well as the works its creators had it plagiarize.
I understand you. I am saying that there is a distinction between "We fed this AI a shit-ton of George Carlin as a tech demo to show how awesome our AI is and look what came out" and "We made this because we are huge fans of George Carlin and took these tools and tuned them to output something that would honor his legacy, not ours."
In other words, there is plenty of room for improvement that an actual GC fan would've obsessed over prior to releasing it.
I tried to watch it all and didn’t get as far as I thought I would. The voice was off most of the time. The thoughts [...] had some jarring transitions that George wouldn’t have used.
I was hoping you would at least get through the part about how AI will mean the death of stand-up comedy. I agree that it suffers greatly from some kind of stand-up version of the uncanny valley, where it's almost close enough but obviously doesn't have the "flow" that Carlin would have ensured. George was an absolute master of language and how to employ it, and his routines were like gallery pieces painstakingly and exactingly carved from ebony and bone, then posed and exhibited with excruciating care. This was more like a white-and-black plastic 3D printed version in a tourist gift shop's window. Close enough to make you double-take at first, but obvious when inspected.

--Patrick


#182

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I understand you. I am saying that there is a distinction between "We fed this AI a shit-ton of George Carlin as a tech demo to show how awesome our AI is and look what came out" and "We made this because we are huge fans of George Carlin and took these tools and tuned them to output something that would honor his legacy, not ours."
This is where I disagree. I don't think there's any difference, because I don't see any way an AI reconstruction could honor anyone's legacy. It can't create new George Carlin, and even if it somehow -could- the idea that the artistry of a person can be distilled into a product to produce is, to me, the very death of art. If so called fans truly want to honor his work, they could do so by furthering causes he believed in, not committing cultural necrophilia that he would more than likely hate.


#183

Dave

Dave

I was hoping you would at least get through the part about how AI will mean the death of stand-up comedy. I agree that it suffers greatly from some kind of stand-up version of the uncanny valley, where it's almost close enough but obviously doesn't have the "flow" that Carlin would have ensured. George was an absolute master of language and how to employ it, and his routines were like gallery pieces painstakingly and exactingly carved from ebony and bone, then posed and exhibited with excruciating care. This was more like a white-and-black plastic 3D printed version in a tourist gift shop's window. Close enough to make you double-take, but obvious when inspected.

--Patrick
I disagree with this assessment. Live comedy will always be something people go to see. HBO specials are something different, but even that would require a human to write the material. At least for now AI is absolutely unable to write meaningful social commentary that's original. Oh, they will absolutely steal material from others...


#184

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Oh, they will absolutely steal material from others...
Dear God, they've made Carlos Mencia


#185

MindDetective

MindDetective

Dear God, they've made Carlos Mencia
To honor him?


#186

figmentPez

figmentPez



#187

PatrThom

PatrThom

I disagree with this assessment.
As do I. For the record, I do not believe AI will mean the death of stand-up. I was merely describing which specific segment I thought you would find most relevant to your interests.

--Patrick


#188

figmentPez

figmentPez

Microsoft wants to add an AI button to keyboards

They haven't yet decided if the "Copilot" key will replace the Windows key.


#189

Dave

Dave

The jobs that AI could replace and nobody would care would be Board Members and CEOs. I mean, if you can be a Board Member on more than one board, it's not a job, it's a side gig. You can be replaced.


#190

GasBandit

GasBandit



#191

figmentPez

figmentPez

Chicago University has released the 1.0 version of Nightshade, software meant to "poison" artwork such that it will damage the database of any AI that attempt to use it.


#192

PatrThom

PatrThom

Also a tool called "Glaze" to obfuscate your artistic style.
For people using both, 'shade it first, then Glaze it. It's more important to Glaze than 'shade.

Additional stuff in the news:

--Patrick


#193

bhamv3

bhamv3

That's not even a good poem!



#195

Dave

Dave



#196

PatrThom

PatrThom

--Patrick


#197

Dave

Dave

AI did not write that. AI changed it into Carlin's voice. AI's start good and tend to end up sounding like Trump.

Waitaminute....!


#198

Dave

Dave

I may not be the funniest guy around, but I know comedy.



#199

PatrThom

PatrThom

I could not believe the text was created by A.I.
The voice, sure. But not the routine itself.

--Patrick


#200

GasBandit

GasBandit

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#201

GasBandit

GasBandit

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#202

PatrThom

PatrThom

Omitted red button text: "I didn't realize how traumatic reality is until I 100% checked out."

--Patrick


#203

Bubble181

Bubble181

Omitted red button text: "I didn't realize how traumatic reality is until I 100% checked out."

--Patrick
And mouse over, "the really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation"


#204

PatrThom

PatrThom

Thanks, I'll remember to include that next time someone else forgets.

--Patrick


#205

PatrThom

PatrThom

You need to click through to this if only for the A.I.llustration of the rat with the OUTRAGEOUS penis. It's practically Minotaur-sized. And it's labeled "dck."

--Patrick


#206

Bubble181

Bubble181

Well, I mean, that kind of deliberate oversizing isn't totally abnormal for that sort of diagram. In biology textbooks you'd find dozens like that with blown up chest cavities or stomachs or whatever to be able to more clearly label and identify specific bits.
It's the totally random gibberish labels that do it for me... That means nobody looked at/corrected/checked them at all


#207

figmentPez

figmentPez

I genuinely don't know if this is satire, or just clueless AI supporters being oblivious:

AI proponent complaining about someone stealing their prompt.png

Source tweet

This appears to be an A.I. proponent complaining about how someone generated a new image from a copied prompt and got more attention on the internet with it. They say that the image they prompted "is unique, there is no other like it. And I created it." but they're also livid that someone else "created" something very much like it.

This could be very on-the-nose satire, but I'm not sure how anyone would be able to tell.


#208

GasBandit

GasBandit

"You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen."


#209

figmentPez

figmentPez

This is a fascinating perspective on A.I. that I had not considered before:



Here's the Threadreader version.

The TL;DR is that it's from a teacher who found out students have been using ChatGPT to try to sound "more respectable" in the teacher's words and "more white" in the words of one of the students.

"The student also told me that in therapy, their therapist had been misunderstanding them, blaming them, and denying that these misunderstandings were because of a language barrier. They felt that they were so bad at communicating, because of their language, and their culture, and their head injury, that they would never be a good scholar. They thought they had to use chatGPT to make them sound like an American, or they would never get a job."

Students who were doing the work, and understood the subject, were then passing their writing through ChatGPT in order to make it seem more polished.

"They also told me that when they used chatGPT to help them write emails, they got more responses, which helped them with research recruitment. I've heard this from other students too. That faculty only respond to their emails when they use chatGPT."

EDIT: Forgot to mention that while ChatGPT is effecitve in making emails sound more professional, it backfires on the students when used for polishing research papers. It works well for pleasantries, but turns researched arguments into wordy gibberish.


#210

PatrThom

PatrThom

--Patrick


#211

GasBandit

GasBandit



#212

GasBandit

GasBandit



#213

Gryfter

Gryfter

Have you all heard about the Willy Wonka Experience?

Spoiler it's not good.



#214

Dave

Dave

That's unintentionally hilarious. The voices of the kids when the "Unknown" came out..."Noooooooo....!"

And the Debbie Downer looking meth Oompa Loompa. Just comedy all around!


#215

drifter

drifter

Did the same people who did Dashcon set this one up?


#216

figmentPez

figmentPez

DocuSign has admitted that it uses customer data to train AI

https://bsky.app/profile/clancyny.bsky.social/post/3kml3nwvatd2f
DocuSign is using customer data to train AI.jpg


Huge amounts of legal documents being mashed together in a database being used by software for unknown purposes, without the consent of users. What could possibly go wrong?


#217

Bubble181

Bubble181

What could possibly go wrong?
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"Do you want the short list, or the long?"


#218

PatrThom

PatrThom

Corporation don't care. Corporation has access to a giant corpus of text. Corporation is approached by A.I. corporation who says, "We will give you a tidy sum of money if you just let us read what you have there." Corporation just thinks, "Ooo, free money!"

--Patrick


#219

evilmike

evilmike

And the Debbie Downer looking meth Oompa Loompa. Just comedy all around!
The gift that keeps on giving:
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#220

GasBandit

GasBandit



#221

Frank

Frank



#222

evilmike

evilmike

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#223

PatrThom

PatrThom

Food Stylists: "They took our jerbs!"

--Patrick


#224

figmentPez

figmentPez

I wanted to know how many square feet of pizza you get with a 42" pie, but I'm having a bad health day and wasn't about to trust my math, so I decided to try Google Gemini (formerly Bard) to see if it could get some fairly basic math right.

Spoiler, it could not.

Google Gemini cannot do math.png


:rofl:
Gemini even gave a pop-up claiming that it searched Google to verify that the results were correct.

Elsewhere, Wolfram Alpha gave the correct answer:
Wolfram Alpha gets the correct answer.png


9.6 versus 1,385.44

That's a pretty big difference.

Even telling Gemini that it got the wrong answer only causes it to redo the math in a different wrong way. Somehow it's getting this:

Google Gemini cannot do math again.png


3.14159 * 21^2 = 1,385.44119. I have no idea how it inflated that number by 2%, and that was even after telling it that 10.1 square feet was a wrong answer.

I'm glad I only put this into Gemini for a laugh, because those answers are just horrible.


#225

PatrThom

PatrThom

Google doesn't understand PEMDAS.
This explains why it's so hard to build a decent search these days.

--Patrick


#226

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Just a short time ago, Rolling Stone interviewed some guys who said that AI music generation from generalized text prompts was "years away".
Spoiler alert: It wasn't.

I read an article about new developments, found a website typed in a general prompt, generated a song, threw that into Clipchamp with some pics and vids from my hard drive, and made this in like 10 minutes.


I'm not quite sure how I feel about it yet.


#227

Dave

Dave

Only thing the song was missing was a penny whistle solo.


#228

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Only thing the song was missing was a penny whistle solo.
I agree...I've listened to it a bit to see if I can get it under my skin, which is really the only way I've ever been able to play something by ear without sheet music


#229

GasBandit

GasBandit



#230

GasBandit

GasBandit

Not sure about the album art, but hey, I've heard worse..



#231

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Not sure about the album art, but hey, I've heard worse..

I tried to make one that was vaguely pokemon theme song feeling for my dragon biz. It's very....autotuned. But I'm super impressed with how polished it is, even with the occasional ai-generated weirdness (the word "shapes" for instance).



#232

PatrThom

PatrThom

@IronBrig4 @Tress

Anyone currently looking for a job, make sure you stay until the very end.

--Patrick


#233

figmentPez

figmentPez

The Washington State Lottery put up a website that let people use AI to "test drive a win", making images of themselves if they won the lotto. A woman uploaded her picture and told it to make a pic of her dream vacation to swim with sharks. It came back with a pic of a topless woman, with her face, kneeling on a bed.

After AI-generated porn report, Washington Lottery pulls down interactive web app

I'm not at all surprised that people running the lottery were also the type to try to grift people using AI.


#234

figmentPez

figmentPez

AI bros are trying to portray opposition as "AI phobia" and are trying to use #BreakThePencil as a slogan, saying "pencil is a slur", and claiming that AI "artists" are oppressed.

Or maybe it's just a troll meme trying to cause outrage. How could anyone possibly know? AI bros are always on the border of self-parody, and a lot of exploitative shitheads are appropriating the language of the oppressed lately.


#235

Frank

Frank

AI bros are trying to portray opposition as "AI phobia" and are trying to use #BreakThePencil as a slogan, saying "pencil is a slur", and claiming that AI "artists" are oppressed.

Or maybe it's just a troll meme trying to cause outrage. How could anyone possibly know? AI bros are always on the border of self-parody, and a lot of exploitative shitheads are appropriating the language of the oppressed lately.
Gamergate self victimization playbook. Gamers are truly the most oppressed minority.


#236

figmentPez

figmentPez

Fuck Pizza Hut "This ad was created with AI to save you money."
Pizza Hut is using AI generated ads and bragging about it.jpg


#237

PatrThom

PatrThom

Fuck Pizza Hut "This ad was created with AI to save you money."
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--Patrick


#238

Bubble181

Bubble181

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#239

GasBandit

GasBandit

TLDR: Roko's Basilisk.


#240

PatrThom

PatrThom

Tooltip/mouseover text: "GREAT JOB AI, STAY WITH ART YOU'RE NAILING IT"
Red button text: "First rule of AI: no toothbrush mustaches."

--Patrick


#241

PatrThom

PatrThom

Aw, man. Nobody wants Robux any more.

--Patrick


#242

figmentPez

figmentPez

No mention of electricity costs there. So I'm guessing they're either counting on gamer's parents to foot the bill, unknowingly, or they're hoping that their target group of gamers will have no idea they'll still be paying for this, one way or another.


#243

GasBandit

GasBandit



#244

Bubble181

Bubble181

Yep, nearly the same level of understanding and intelligence as some of my foreign colleagues.


#245

GasBandit

GasBandit



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